Patchogue

1.A place where all of your dreams can come true, or you could get shot dead at a stoplight.

2. A town in which 96.8% of the male population over 16 are equipped with an above average penis length and girth.

Example #1: A man finds a way to cure cancer.
Shocked (happily) Woman: "He must be from Patchogue!"

Example #2: A man pulls up to stoplight that is giving the Stop signal. As the man goes to change the radio station, a man shoots him dead, then steals his radio.

Example #3: A perfect looking guy runs passed three attractive women on the beach in nothing but a speedo.
Girl_1: "Did you see how big that thing was?!"
Girl_2: "He MUST be from Patchogue!"
Girl_3: Still watching the guy run down the beach.

by chem1cal June 10, 2008

melon patch

Vagina and the area serrounding it.

Any man is entitled to have his melon patch protected from the wild bucks of the woods.

by Colin D September 13, 2006

snatch patch

Article of clothing worn by women to cover their lady parts 'down there', which is juuuuust big enough to do the job. Can be underwear, swimwear, random item worn during a walk of shame, etc.

"Hey, man, check out that chick! She's not wearing any panties, man."

"Sadly, she is. She's wearing a snatch patch."

by bhalrog December 8, 2012

white eye patch

When you cum in a girls eye

last night i gave a chick a white eye patch

by Jack Ellsman May 13, 2005

soul patch

The patch of hair directly below a male's lower lip, any self respecting stylish male has one

chick: wow that dude has a soul patch, he must be cool

by very_cool_dude May 22, 2006

patcham

an area ni brighton that has the worst football team in the world

:hay lits join patcham football team
:no way they suck

by : April 18, 2005

Alaskan Eye Patch

The act of ejaculating into a females eye, allowing time for the seamen to dry thus causing a translucent patch covering the specimens eye

Alaskan Eye Patch
The elaborate use of male seamen to make an almost artistic creation

by jizbitch August 16, 2010