PlOwned

To own beyond natural ownage. Cannot apply to n00bs only oldbies and vets.

that vet was just PLOwned

by Ryiot July 14, 2004

plow pillow

a girl that a guy hangs with once and while just to get some ass and all that he wants to do is plow her.

i went to hang with her yesterday and used her like a plow pillow!!

by dickhurtz June 22, 2009

Plow the Snow

When you pick up a stripper and do a line of coke from her pussy to her asshole then plow her.

Dude, I took Tiffany home from the bar and she let me plow the snow.

by TheRussianBlackWidow April 6, 2017

Hammer Plowed

Drunk beyond all mortal belief.

We were so hammer plowed last night bro, we had gay sex...sorry dude.

by bret. August 14, 2008

Ho-plow

The act of fornication, can be used by both genders; (v) to ho-plow; (n) ho-plow

Girl 1: I could use a ho-plowing
Girl 2: Why don't you hook up with Ray? That dude needs a ho-plow as well.

by G.S.C September 28, 2008

Trouser Plowin

When you have an incredible an irresistible urge for an ass itch from a roid flare up or swamp ass (residue left from a lack of a good wipe after dropping a deuce) and a manual clearing of the ass is needed. Most often this is expressed with a surface scratch on the outer layer of the pant. But on occasion, when no one is looking, and only when necessary, it is a full in hand on ass scratch free for all.

I ate taco bell tonight.

"yeah, so?"

I needed to the hit the head afterwards, but I mustn't have gotten it all because now I find myself Trouser plowin trying to get at the leftovers.

by Mannimal October 2, 2014

Laos Plow

When a man (usually Asian in ethnicity) sticks two chopsticks in a woman's rectal cavity while having violent sexual intercourse with her and screaming "ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າຈະເຮັດໃຫ້ທ່ານມີຂ້ອຍແຈ່ວ!" (roughly meaning "I will fill you with my jaew!", jaew being a type of Lao sauce).

Girl: Wtf are you doing?
Classy Guy: ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າຈະເຮັດໃຫ້ທ່ານມີຂ້ອຍແຈ່ວ!
Girl: Holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...!
Classy Guy: You just got Laos Plowed, bitch!

by Some Greasy 🅱️oi May 23, 2018