pinhead

A rude slang term for people with Microphelia

Jerk: haha stupid pinhead
decent person: Hey! that's a real person, and they have a name!

by Abby12347 November 5, 2014

pinocchio 69

When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.

Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"

I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.

Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.

What a fucking mess!!!

by Crotch pheasant June 22, 2014

Pinocchio Hipster

Someone who is in the state of being "basic", or is classified as such, yet longs to be a "hipster." Like Pinocchio longed to be a real boy, these Pinocchio-Hipsters long to be real hipsters. Yet no matter how hard they try, how hard they grunge, or how tight their jeans are... they are doomed to be "basic," forever.

Cate longed to become hipster, but she was basic to the core. Like a giraffe in a duck costume, this Pinocchio Hipster wasn't fooling anyone.

by dontcallmeredscarfranks July 18, 2014

pinocchio's nose

A sexual act in which you go in a girl soft and slowly get harder and harder as your erection gets longer and longer inside of her

Man #1: "It's hard for me to keep and erection without meds"
Man#2: " Well maybe you should try pulling a pinocchio's nose, then you could get one in the minst of doing the hanky panky"

by foxygranpa April 26, 2015

pindot

Philippino slang word "to finger"

Man I wanted to iyot that girl last night but she only let me pindot her

by Pavelski8 April 26, 2015

Pinhead

Pinhead is used to describe someone who is being such a long head that the word "long head" isn't insulting enough

Look at that pinhead thinking he can attack my clash of clans base

by Wetkid May 23, 2015

pinnoch

A vagina. May be used as a noun, verb, adjective, etc. Attaining pussy from a girl and achieving your manhood of pulling straight babes. No wanks may receive this due to the incomprehensive understanding of growing some balls. Most commonly associated with "Pinnochio" as his long nose is displayed as a device used to insert into the pinnoch. Getting pinnoch is the #1 goal for every guy. Most females find this as innapropriate but funny as a way to initiate contact and sexual seduction. "Pinnochy" is a word referencing the calling of a female in place of her name. "PinnochLand" is the reference of "Disneyland" but instead refers to the actions of acquiring it in quote "the happiest place on earth." And we all know why. All and all, go get the pinnoch.

Can I get the pinnoch?
Babe I just want the pinnoch it'll be really quick.

Let's go to PinnochLand.

Stop being such a pinnoch wank.

Fam I'm about to go home and get some pinnoch.

My girl gave me the pinnoch at Disneyland it was great.

Get over here Pinnochy.

What that pinnoch do?
Getting the pinnoch is ruhspect.

by Pinnoch October 13, 2016