one inch pinch

a small penis, usually found on guys who are assholes

my friend Scott B. has a one inch pinch

by YOURE MOM July 22, 2006

swing n pinch

To defecate by squeezing out a loaf until it is about to fall, and then swinging your buttocks back and pinching it off at the apex of the swing as to impart maximum horizontal velocity to the fudge dragon. Commonly used to poop over a ledge or out of a car window.

Andy had to use the swing n pinch to avoid spreading a nutty fudge bar over his new pants.

Dick wanted to poo out of his car's window so he used the swing n pinch method.

by Nhskier4life May 29, 2007

Vulcan nerve pinch

The thing Spock uses to knock out redshirts

I wanna do a Vulcan nerve pinch on you.

by SoMePeRs0n/guy March 22, 2007

Pinch My Squid

To masturbate, especially while listening in on a conference call.

“Do you think she could talk sexy so I can pinch my squid?"

by TNRjackass April 3, 2008

Pinch-n-Roll

The act of itching one's scrotum due to the fact that the area in and around the testicles is very sensitive to harsh forces.

Men can not just scratch their scrotum but must grab the sack between there fingers at the spot of itchiness and Pinch and Roll the skin back in forth to attain full satisfaction.

My ballsack is very itchy. I think I'll go find a private place in the office and pinch-n-roll them.

by WillyJK January 27, 2009

Pinch Kill

A quick death.

Boss: Handle business well?

Guy 1: We took him out fast.

Guy 2: Yeah, it was a real pinch kill boss.

Boss: Good...

by CnClear January 11, 2011

Pinched my Bird

When someone stole your girl or crush by any means, weather they were sexier and smarter whatnot.
Or you pinched a poor bird.
Sick bastard.

Weren’t you crushing on Sarah?
No not anymore John pinched my bird.
Oh you poor cuck.

by WhoGoesToArbys October 15, 2020