Crotch pilot

When you grab your crotch and move your hand up and down controlling your movements. Your piloting your crotch to the best feeling you will ever have.

I’m going to go crotch pilot here soon. Or hey you can control my crotch tonight, be my crotch pilot

by Crotch pilot September 14, 2018

Whiskey Pilot

When you go to the bathroom unsure if you have to pee or poop so you sit down and hope for the best.

I have to use the bathroom. I’m unsure why, so I am just going to go in an pull a whiskey pilot

by 20Jawless July 12, 2021

pilot dress

A very short skirt; noted as less than 2" below the cockpit

Dave: "Holy crap, Walt! Check out that chick. When she bends over, you can nearly see her ass!!"
Walt: "I'd like to grab the controls and fly that Pilot Dress!!"

by BJ Titzengolph August 10, 2017

Lazy Pilot

Someone who makes a lot of money for very little work.

Michael makes a lot of money, but works like one day a week. He's just a lazy pilot.

by TruthTeller!!! May 25, 2018

box pilot

A box pilot is defined as an individual who possesses significant vaginal prowess. A true box pilot never losses his way and is able to navigate and pleasure said vagina with ease.

I showed her how a true box pilot likes to get down...

by TheRealJR December 4, 2013

The Pilot Test

When you watch the first episode of a tv series and decide whether or not to proceed with watching the rest of it.

Sure i'll give ozark the pilot test... but no promises

by cockran April 4, 2019

pilot project

An activity planned as a test or trial. A trial, run, test. The act of testing something.
Synonyms: Trial, model, test, sample, or experiment.

Our Dual Sports program was established as a ‘Pilot Project.

by anonymous September 26, 2023