a phenomena that usually occurs after one returns from a long weekend filled with fife and drum music, and though there aren't any fifes for miles, you can still hear them in your head. The same applies for drums.
by hoorayforthefish July 2, 2011
Get the phantom fifes mug.A fart left in an empty room when company is visiting. The fart is dropped off and abandoned like a baby on a doorstep. Unlucky persons who happen into it often say "oh god!" and cover their mouth and nose as the unexpected smell haunts them to their very souls. Quickly closed doors and a small space inside can keep a room brown and haunted for a very long time.
by BigLud May 23, 2014
Get the brown phantom mug.An individual who takes a dump in a public restroom without flushing, usually in their place of employment or a place where they regularly poop. Generally, the phantom pooper abides by a set of ground rules:
1. Leave a phantom poop only if the restroom is empty so as to secure your anonymity. If another person enters the restroom while you are on the toilet, simply poop and wipe/flush as usual.
2. Throw no toilet paper in the toilet. This will allow you to show off your brown creation in its full glory, as well as leave the person who finds the phantom poop to think "Wow, no toilet paper, this must have been a ghost!"
3. Leave a phantom poop daily, ideally in the same stall at the same time. This will ensure general chaos and distrust in the workplace.
1. Leave a phantom poop only if the restroom is empty so as to secure your anonymity. If another person enters the restroom while you are on the toilet, simply poop and wipe/flush as usual.
2. Throw no toilet paper in the toilet. This will allow you to show off your brown creation in its full glory, as well as leave the person who finds the phantom poop to think "Wow, no toilet paper, this must have been a ghost!"
3. Leave a phantom poop daily, ideally in the same stall at the same time. This will ensure general chaos and distrust in the workplace.
A phantom pooper began work at Jame's office, creating chaos and distrust among his co-workers. Eventually they had to install sensor flushers in the toilets to foil the phantom pooper.
by Cornyhotdogs October 15, 2017
Get the Phantom Pooper mug.A phantom is a shit that mystically appears in the vicinity of another person with no explanation as to who or how it was laid.
Example 1. While camping Rodney is woken by the sounds of birds chirping. He alights from his sleeping bag and unzips the tent fly. His nostrils are hit with the stench of a fresh turd and on looking down he observes a large Mr whippy shit. As he is camping with his friend Jerry he imagines it was him who laid "the phantom" but he has no proof.
Example 2. Sams neighbour's cat is using his front yard as a cat litter and depositing excrement on his property daily. One night Sam has finally had enough so he walks next door and does "a phantom" on the front door step. As he is a delivery driver at 5am on waking instead of pumping out a stomach cable on the porcelain throne he heads next door and phantoms next to the letterbox.
Example 1. While camping Rodney is woken by the sounds of birds chirping. He alights from his sleeping bag and unzips the tent fly. His nostrils are hit with the stench of a fresh turd and on looking down he observes a large Mr whippy shit. As he is camping with his friend Jerry he imagines it was him who laid "the phantom" but he has no proof.
Example 2. Sams neighbour's cat is using his front yard as a cat litter and depositing excrement on his property daily. One night Sam has finally had enough so he walks next door and does "a phantom" on the front door step. As he is a delivery driver at 5am on waking instead of pumping out a stomach cable on the porcelain throne he heads next door and phantoms next to the letterbox.
by It's the OG Phantom Shitter September 19, 2016
Get the Phantom Shit mug.1) False sensation of thinking you're gonna produce and show out but fail in the most crucial moments.
2) when there's hype and build up that results in empty promises
2) when there's hype and build up that results in empty promises
by Ba1man3 March 14, 2020
Get the Phantom Nut mug.A TV show (on Netflix) about a teen girl who forms a band with three ghosts.
Julie (the main character) has had trouble playing music since her mom died, which led her to being kicked out of her performing arts program at school. When she meets three ghosts (Luke, Alex, and Reggie) while cleaning out her mother’s music studio, she forms a band with them, and is able to find herself again through the music that they create.
Many other plots occur during the show, such as the boys trying to figure out how they can “cross over,” in order to escape the control of an evil ghost, and Carlos (Julie’s little brother), trying to hunt the ghosts, along with his aunt.
Julie (the main character) has had trouble playing music since her mom died, which led her to being kicked out of her performing arts program at school. When she meets three ghosts (Luke, Alex, and Reggie) while cleaning out her mother’s music studio, she forms a band with them, and is able to find herself again through the music that they create.
Many other plots occur during the show, such as the boys trying to figure out how they can “cross over,” in order to escape the control of an evil ghost, and Carlos (Julie’s little brother), trying to hunt the ghosts, along with his aunt.
Person 1: have you seen Julie and the Phantoms?
Person 2: yes! I can’t believe they haven’t renewed it for a second season yet!
Person 2: yes! I can’t believe they haven’t renewed it for a second season yet!
by Sassybellona June 22, 2021
Get the Julie and the Phantoms mug.A person who is absolutely in love with 'The Phantom of the Opera'. The person is a little (or extremely) obsessive with The Phantom of the Opera, and knows the majority of what there is to know about it (movies and play).
I first used this term on myself when i realized that i needed something to describe how i feel about The Phantom of the Opera. And since RENT lovers (Which I also am) have the term 'Rentheads', I figured I would create the term 'Phantom Junkie'.
I first used this term on myself when i realized that i needed something to describe how i feel about The Phantom of the Opera. And since RENT lovers (Which I also am) have the term 'Rentheads', I figured I would create the term 'Phantom Junkie'.
"So have you hung out with that new girl yet?"
"Yeah, yesterday. She's really into theatre."
"Is she really?"
"Yeah, she and her boyfriend are Phantom Junkies. It's funny, because they're just like Christine and Raoul!"
"Yeah, yesterday. She's really into theatre."
"Is she really?"
"Yeah, she and her boyfriend are Phantom Junkies. It's funny, because they're just like Christine and Raoul!"
by Sabrina E. August 6, 2008
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