PENCIL POCKET PUSSY

A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY IS A SEX TOY FITTED FOR GUYS WITH A SMALL DICK
I OVER HEARD BARBARA SAYIN SHE HATED HAVIN SEX WITH BOB AS HIS DICK WAS WAY TOO SMALL SO AS A BIRTHDAY GAG GIFT I BOUGHT HIM A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY SO AT LEAST HE WILL BE GETTIN SOME LOL
by ODog N Cali M.C N T December 06, 2009
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sharpen my pencil

to masturbate to full extent and make your pencil (penis) sharp (erect)
Once I saw that hot ass chica, I started to sharpen my pencil, asked her to come in the car, and then it was all good times.
by Eric Cartmanez May 09, 2008
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draws like a pencil

It means you get a smooth drag from a smoking apparatus usually weed related the term was used by Kyle Gass in the movie Tenacious D in the pick of destiny as he took a fine toke of the Bong of Destiny
Jack: how does your new pipe hit dude? Kyle: its so smooth bro it draws like a pencil
by ReeferEnthusiast April 05, 2015
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dusty turd pencil

The name of an old mans penis who loves anal sex, while living in a nursing home.
My grandpa got his dusty turd pencil too close to a CNA and now he is banned from the nursing home.
by DirtyTesla69 June 16, 2017
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Sacramento pencil case

When you put your Penis (or other male genitalia) in the mouth of a woman with huge lips.
I’ve put my cock deep in the mouth of Delondrea, it was warm, it felt awesome, my best Sacramento pencil case ever.
by John Vag August 09, 2018
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red colored pencil

When a women doesn't want to say she is on her period. This is the code word for: I'm on my period, don't mess with me!

Coloring is a perfect noun-that is used when you use this term.
Don't mess with Christy, she is coloring with her red colored pencil today, and being a total BY-otch!

Angela: I don't feel like swimming today, I am coloring with my red-colored pencil until Friday, and NOT in the mood.
by ChefLadyLeo August 04, 2012
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Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman places a razor blade between her breasts prior to the act of titty-fucking.
"You still looking at getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last weekend."
by Quinterious December 12, 2020
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