black n' decker pecker wrecker

when someone with braces sucks your penis and rips it to shreds

damn that girl gave me a bndpw

by JDOGG June 01, 2004

black-n-decker pecker wrecker

braces in the female mouth....if used during felatio, will shred the man's penis

"dude, your sister is a black-n-decker pecker wrecker"

by Jincks, the owner of your souls October 05, 2003

Happier than a two peckered puppy

Really happy, elated

Joe: I bet that guy who won the lottery was happier than a two peckered puppy
Steve: Two peckered?
Joe: Well have you ever seen how happy a puppy with one pecker is?...imagine one that has two. Right?

by jrwright August 22, 2011

hotter than a two peckered goat

horny. Derivation from midwestern county fairs that include animal oddities like a two peckered goat.

Bud's hotter than a two peckered goat.

by snappy's February 05, 2008

Popcorn pecker box ploy

Where usually at the movies a guy will cut the bottom out of popcorn box and stick his pecker through the hole where as his girlfriend also eats popcorn unaware out of the box she will discover his pecker in it.

I tried the popcorn pecker box ploy.

by The Fury 13 September 26, 2010

keep your pecker in your pants

Refrain from having sex; avoid getting seduced by or wooing attractive women for sex.

Joe, chasing dem ho's is going to ruin your college career. Keep your pecker in your pants, boy!

by shrao October 02, 2022

black and decker Becker pecker wrecker

A girl from Becker who wrecks your pecker by trapping you in a relationship by getting pregnant and taking all your money.

Dude, you better watch out, she's totally a black and decker Becker pecker wrecker

by Fort Bacon May 04, 2006