cabbage patch

"She had hair everywhere, so I said, 'you dumb bitch, shave your cabbage patch!'"
by JW#1 November 03, 2006
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cabbage patch

A cash machine or any other Automated Teller that dispenses currency, aka money, dosh, green, cabbage.
I ain't got no money. Lemme stop at the cabbage patch.
by Josephus April 12, 2007
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Patch Up

Term used for putting on hangover patches for a night of drinking to prevent a hangover.
You better patch up, tonight's party is going to be crazy!
by patch up March 14, 2014
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Pumpkin Patch

make clothes for new born up to 5 year old kids
Little Billy is gonna be born in a week we should get Sarah some clothes from Pumpkin Patch as her present
by 600cm December 16, 2008
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Dyke Patch

Shaven undercut hairstyle. Resembles a 'dyke' lesbian.
"Dude, check out that girl's dyke patch!"
"Aw man, she used to be so hot. Now she just looks like a manly lesbian with that dyke patch!"
by shesthedon November 09, 2011
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Sack Patch

The culmination of facial hair in what appears to be the infamous "soul-patch," however, this variant being more circular around the bottom edges, giving it more of the appearance of the human male's scrotum pouch.
Dude 1: "Dude, have you seen Kurt's soul-patch? It's gotten pretty thick, eh?"

Dude 2: "Indeed, my friend. What does it's distinct shape remind you of?"

Dude 1: "A human male's scrotum pouch, no doubt."

Dude 2: "Thus, sack patch."
by Mista Supafly September 21, 2011
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Paleo Patch

A crudely made bandage ranging from athletic tape and gauze, duct tape and insulation, or leaves and a strip of raw cowhide that is hastily and craftily applied to a bleeding wound or broken limb to allow a crossfitter to successfully complete their WOD with minimal time lost for the workout.
"Dude, I took some PVC pipe and a broken jump rope to splint my tibia after I fell off the pull-up bar so I could finish Fran in 3:32. Its a new PR! And my Paleo Patch made me look badass!"
by Can Can November 11, 2013
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