patinder

When your dad or a dad is on tinder and u can date dem...

Yo, that guy on tinder that looks like a dad is a perfect patinder!

by Shemxy af March 16, 2020

cartender

formerly known as a driver, the occupant of the front left seat in a Tesla, whose sole job is to pour drinks and bartend the self driving car

I called an Uber last night and the cartender poured me a swell Margarita.

by Stu Cherbourg June 10, 2020

Partner

(Character is a fictional character I created)

An antisocial non human that has a tendency to make some dark jokes on the internet and can fucken stop time.

Partner’s enemy: oh, you’re just a weakling, Partner!
Partner: YOTTATATATATATATATATA

by Black Hole REE October 24, 2020

Partner Blindness

Partner Blindness (PB) allows your partner to not see any of the things that needs to be done... like bathroom look like a frat house, partner blindness allows them to see it as the Ritz Carlton... garbage overflowing? PB allows them to walk right by... 5 baskets of laundry sitting on the table needing to go upstairs? PB allows for them to become very resourceful and eat on the square inch that is not covered

Is your Partner Blindness acting up? Can you not see the massive amount of dishes in the sink?

by Kristinarepp March 28, 2021

Partner Blindness

Partner Blindness (PB) allows your partner to not see any of the things that needs to be done... like bathroom look like a frat house, partner blindness allows them to see it as the Ritz Carlton... garbage overflowing? PB allows them to walk right by... 5 baskets of laundry sitting on the table needing to go upstairs? PB allows for them to become very resourceful and eat on the square inch that is not covered

Is your Partner Blindness acting up? Can you not see the massive amount of dishes in the sink?

by Kristinarepp March 28, 2021

Partner only sexual preference

Aka. P.O.S.P.; When an individual will only sleep with people they are romantically involved with

Sharleen will only sleep with someone if they are dating them. They have a partner only sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 15, 2021

Partner tolerant sexual preference

Aka. P.T.S.P.; When an individual will sleep with people; regardless of whether or not they are romantically involved with them

Brandon will sleep with people regardless of whether or not he is dating them. He has a partner tolerant sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 15, 2021