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parker county

A peice of shit county in North-central Texas. It is known for holding countless white trash, chicken fucking, confederate flag waving rednecks, and an endless supply of dabbing wiggers. Its county seat is Weatherford.
"wanna go to Parker county?"
"Are you asking if i wanna fuck chickens? No!"
by Redneck1414 May 23, 2020
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Chloe parker

She’s the most complicated person u will EVER meet, she’s smart in some context, sweet, caring, kind and will make u feel better when ur down
But she also has a bad side u don’t wanna get on she will expose ur ass and tell all ur secrets to all ur friends and will not give a shit.
You: hey chloe, how are u?
Chloe parker : I’m fine thanks! Wanna hang out?
by Chlxe... October 3, 2020
mugGet the Chloe parkermug.

Tony Parker

to fuck your teammate or your friend's wife
guy1: hey did you pull a tony parker on my wife?
guy2: no of course not, you are my bro
guy1: then why did my wife pussy taste like your dick
by fassdasdf December 7, 2021
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Parker Pressley

Parker Pressley is a kind caring person when he wants to, he is not a people person, but he when/if you get on his good side he is very loving. He's a man who would do anything to love someone again.
Parker Pressley is kind of a dick but he's really cute.
by BatmanPressley September 16, 2017
mugGet the Parker Pressleymug.

Pulling a Parker

when you accidentally spill hummus on a girls face whose blacked out and when you’re “blacked out” also
guy 1:“dude he nuttedonnaface!” guy 2:“no way! did he really pull a parker?”
pulling a parker
by girlwithhummus March 24, 2021
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Benis Parker

1. Just Penis Parker but adding a B emoji on Penis.
2. A YTP Shitpost variant.
If you're a normie, you'll say "Benis Parker" instead of "Penis Parker"
by Ronald Lee September 25, 2021
mugGet the Benis Parkermug.

chris parker

A man you meet in a social setting that is so charming you take home have sex with then get pregnant. When you go to find him to tell him, you find out there is no Chris Parker and you were fooled.
I met Chris Parker last night and he is amazing. He's going to call me so we can go out again.
by ChrisParker March 9, 2022
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