Death Pancake

A Death Pancake is the circular metal cover for a man-hole you see in the middle of the road. Hitting one of these while speeding along on a skateboard will end very badly.

Me just skating along: Lalalalala

*Hits Death Pancake*

*Breaks arm*

AHGG!! STUPID DEATH PANCAKE!

by stead123 July 4, 2009

Drama Pancake

Someone who creates eats, drinks, sleeps drama especially drama that centers around themselves. This person is often very confusing and two faced. Most commonly used when referring to someone who is being a complete overdramatic douche. A typical drama pancake is completely unable to have a conversation in which they don't talk about themselves and their own insignificant problems. Any attempt to talk about something else will result in a one word reply/grunt after which the drama pancake will resume blabbering about themselves

Non-pancake: My schizophrenic Sparks escaped from my house this morning and I'm really worried he's going to try to take on the school bus again if I don't find him fast.

Drama Pancake: Yeah.... Omg Becky is such a bitch.

Non-Pancake:.......

by TheRedHead November 22, 2009

whity panda

a blonde white boy that has lots of sex with lots of black chicks

Bob is such a whity panda he has sex with a difrint black chick evry night

by fatparkour January 4, 2010

Meat Pancake

When someone wraps a hot pancake around there dick and jacks-off into it.

Dude I totally Meat Pancaked right before we went to the movies.

by Shadowy Shadows January 8, 2011

The Pancakeman

A super cool dude who runs and flips pancakes during marathons. He's in the guiness book of world records.

Sally: Whoa, whose that guy with running with the pancake ?
Joe: Duh you don't know? That's The Pancakeman!

by slipknot123 February 22, 2011

Kissy Panda

The coolest, sexiest, funniest man you'll ever meet. When you see him, you'll want to rip all his clothes off.

girl 1- Oh my gawd girl he is too perfect!!!!!
girl 2- Yea he's such a Kissy Panda, way out of everyone's league.

by dudeskii6942069 January 1, 2012

Crusty Panda

A female who eats or deals with an asian's morning wood who also has a crustache.

person 1: "If his morning wood is called a bamboo, would that make you a panda?"

person 2: "..."

person 1: "And he has a crustache, so that must make you a crusty panda."

by HHOT August 24, 2012