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Tom Palmer

A mug. The worlds worse fifa player who chats shit with his 90 losses.
by Lollipopsfordays December 1, 2021
mugGet the Tom Palmermug.

ghetto palmer

yeah brah! i was sitting on the porch and decided i would have myself a Ghetto Palmer!
by gucciguccigucci February 12, 2017
mugGet the ghetto palmermug.

Palmer

Has a huge cock and fucks with all the beautiful lady’s, he gets all the girls and steals the ones that are already taken
Palmer is usually a handsome man unless birthed by an ugly woman
by Hotmomma69420 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Palmermug.

armless Palmer

It’s when your next door neighbor that hates Def Leppard and kid rock with a passion throws a fit becuz someone buys him the grand farewell tour front row tickets to Def Leppard featuring kid rock. And he smells nothing but white diamonds the whole time he is there. While he is losing one arm in the mosh pit eating squash
Oh wow. That armless Palmer must b a true fan of Def Leppard and kid rock….. look at him go!!
by Beautifulcrazypancake December 24, 2023
mugGet the armless Palmermug.

palmer c.

a really cool guy who wants to be your friend.
I wish I could be Palmer C.
by I_am_cool69 March 25, 2019
mugGet the palmer c.mug.

Dirty Ass Kunt Palmer

A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.
Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.

Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022
mugGet the Dirty Ass Kunt Palmermug.

Paige Amy Palmer

A person whos humor revolves around only making fun of other people, and enjoys kidnapping young children to consume in her basement.
"Paige Amy Palmer, please let the children go, they don't deserve this"

"lol no, virgin" -Paige
by mace_on November 2, 2022
mugGet the Paige Amy Palmermug.

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