Pumpkin Pie 

Slang for a Native American female's vagina; not nessecarily edible.

I'ma go down to the casino at the Reservation later and scout me out some pumpkin pie.

Pumpkin Pie by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

pumpkin patch 

Completely jacked up.
Something that is completely messed up and there is no excuse for it, is pumpkin patched

You are going 10mph on the Freeway. When you finaly start to speed up, you see that the reason you were going so slow is everyone was slowing down to look at the cop on the side of the road. That is so pumpkin patch.

pumpkin patch by wtca December 12, 2007

pumpkin grinding 

The act of two women scissoring but rubbing their blown out, prolapsed assholes together

the two woman were pumpkin grinding until their prolapsed assholes got sore.

pumpkin grinding by dittydo07 August 30, 2012

Pumpkin Shot 

An enormous load of semen delivered violently from the penis into the back of a throat, exploding through the tonsils and out the back of the skull, causing blunt force trauma to the head. Leaves a gaping hole, much like a pumpkin that has been carved and emptied.

Somebody call a doctor, John gave Monique a pumpkin shot and now she's bleeding everywhere.

Pumpkin Shot by McKennan March 26, 2009

Pumpkin Smasher 

a black person who is up to no good

Look at that little pumpkin smasher tryin' to steal that candy bar.

Pumpkin Smasher by Jiggerbop November 16, 2009

Pumpkin Tits 

Man breats equivalant to that of Pamela Andersons. Not fake either.

John Perchiacca has pumpkin tits. Little asian boys, Enzo, and girls he stares at alot play with those bouncing bags of fat man titty.

Pumpkin Tits by Ray Davis July 26, 2003

pumpkin locks 

A red head kid with flowing red locks of hair. Also a red head kid with a 70's hair cut.

"What is that ginger doing with that 70's haircut?"
"He looks like a complete fool!"
"Hey man that kid has some wacko pumpkin locks!"\
"Yeah he needs to get rid of those man."

pumpkin locks by Joehamphry - Drack May 27, 2009