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Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.
"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."
by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022
mugGet the Jacking off and eating popsiclesmug.

Mexican Popsicle

The sexual act of giving a Mexican guy fellatio while inserting ice cubes in his anus.
Person 1: "Tina missed the party because she was too busy with Jose!"

Person 2: "Yea, for sure! She was enjoying a Mexican Popsicle!"
by TheDarbster July 20, 2022
mugGet the Mexican Popsiclemug.

Rusty Popsicle

When someone is using a Butt-Plug or a similar device for a period of time, then they remove it and stick it into their partner's or their own mouth.
I was riding him so hard he had his mouth open, so I pulled out my Butt-Plug and gave him a Rusty Popsicle.
by BelmontZiimon April 6, 2025
mugGet the Rusty Popsiclemug.

Poo popsicle

When you stick it in her ass, get it all dirty, then fuck her throat
She told me to do the poo popsicle to her
by Kiwizzle July 27, 2025
mugGet the Poo popsiclemug.

Popsicle

When you have a quad amputee girl that rides you cowgirl style.
I picked her up out of her wheelchair and she hopped on my dick like a “Popsicle” on a stick!
by LVGhost September 2, 2023
mugGet the Popsiclemug.

national Adrian popsicle day

Where fat kid gives out a lot of popsicles to people
I Love getting popsicles from Adrian on national Adrian popsicle day
by Hehsjbdysyx December 14, 2023
mugGet the national Adrian popsicle daymug.

mayonnaise popsicle

Digging your elbow into someone's butt while massaging them.
"Yo, that masseuse totally gave me a mayonnaise popsicle earlier!"

"Bro, that's CRAZY."
by whomstpumpkin June 14, 2018
mugGet the mayonnaise popsiclemug.

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