When instead of ordering a pizza and paying for it, you call back and complain about your "previous experience", all in the hopes of having them send you out a replacement/refund pizza. This should be done sparingly, otherwise if done frequently use different numbers or order at gullible places such as Pizza Hut.
Tim: Wanna throw down on a pizza?
Mikey: *sighs* I guess I got five on it.
Doug: Fuck it lets scam a pizza.
Tim: Why not it's been a couple days.
Mikey: *sighs* I guess I got five on it.
Doug: Fuck it lets scam a pizza.
Tim: Why not it's been a couple days.
by Mike Schrampfey November 30, 2012
The act of studying a shared pizza pie to ensure that you inherit the larger of the inevitably, unevenly-sliced options.
A careful exercise in patience and timing is necessary to acquire the biggest, most appealing slice available at that time.
A careful exercise in patience and timing is necessary to acquire the biggest, most appealing slice available at that time.
(Slippery) Pete demonstrated "pizza favoritism" when he took an extra long gulp of soda as he noticed his friend
was ready for another slice too. This bought him enough time to have his friend take the ghetto slice with one peperoni on it
and gave Pete the opportunity to swoop in for the next in line money slice.
was ready for another slice too. This bought him enough time to have his friend take the ghetto slice with one peperoni on it
and gave Pete the opportunity to swoop in for the next in line money slice.
by Angry old white man January 15, 2014
The condition of eating much pizza thus causing dehydration and thirst. Often results in hallucinations and thoughts of oases.
by Kraddel March 17, 2009
The pizza equivalent to "meat sweats." Occurs with excess consumption of pizza and you begin to get very hot and sweat.
Tucker: "Don't eat that much pizza you'll get pizza sweats again."
Jason: "It is so hot in here. I think it is too late, the sweating has started!"
Jason: "It is so hot in here. I think it is too late, the sweating has started!"
by TOBE2020 April 12, 2018
Not to be confused with Paisas Pizza which is merely ketchup, velveeta, and bologna on a warmed tortilla.
Pieces Pizza is like a hot thicc pawg with her rolls double stuffed.
Pieces Pizza is like a hot thicc pawg with her rolls double stuffed.
by Ranchgirls November 07, 2022
A Pussy Pizza is the term used to describe a type of pizza eaten by weak people, for example, vegans and frail children. These varieties of pizza include, but are not limited to: flatbread pizzas, pitta pizzas, gluten free pizzas etc...
Stuart thought he was being both healthy and clever when he ordered a flatbread artisan pizza.
Little did he realise the magnitude of his error... Upon the arrival of said pussy pizza Stuart was shunned by those around him and forced to confront his decision after being forced to abandon his friends and family.
outcast and downtrodden Stuart wandered around aimlessly after these events, eventually renouncing his place in society and living out the rest of his days alone and in shame.
Little did he realise the magnitude of his error... Upon the arrival of said pussy pizza Stuart was shunned by those around him and forced to confront his decision after being forced to abandon his friends and family.
outcast and downtrodden Stuart wandered around aimlessly after these events, eventually renouncing his place in society and living out the rest of his days alone and in shame.
by Tyamm January 13, 2017
by Dan February 01, 2005