Packing the Meat

Slang term for Masturbation.

Tom: Hey Justin what are you doing this friday?

Justin: I ussually have a date for friday but i dont this week. So I guess I'm Packing the Meat friday night.

Tom: Have fun.

Justin: Ohhh I will.

by Pack the meat everyday! August 21, 2009

picken mix

a mixture of narcotic residue and left overs

I got cuaght doing some picken mix, bro.

by emilyknowsitall February 20, 2011

packing dacks

v. Shitting ones pants. Australian slang. Commonly used to describe a state of immense terror, said terror either figuratively or literally leading one to involuntarily empty ones bowels directly into whatever trousers one may be currently wearing. Experienced by most persons at some unfortunate moment in life, this temporary affliction can be both hilarious and horrifying to onlookers.

"Mate, my Met Regional is tomorrow afternoon, and my voice has been funky for weeks. I'm packing dacks."
"Dude, are you sure it's not the Raspberry Chia kombucha you destroyed yesterday evening with dinner?"
"Oh, yeah, that's probably it."

by Antipodean Windbag February 11, 2017

B Piking

To constantly want a large pike in your mouth. A large round shaft. The constant and unconditional craving for dick.

Ian: Yo dude, let's go score some women.
Ben: Nah man, I'm sort of B Piking right now. I gotta get my hands on some prime meat.

by Jesus Goldberg January 22, 2008

ripe for the picking

A single person who is available to date.

Don't be hitting on Marsha, man, she's ripe for the pickin' but you ain't no farmer!

by Mallory December 20, 2004

strawberry picking

To play with someone's nipples. Sometimes they may turn red like strawberries. Using your mouth and "tasting" is encouraged, just as one does when actually picking strawberries.

He stayed over last night and I let him do some strawberry picking.

by mmmmmmh April 17, 2016

Packing Lunch

Eating extra food when you don't know how long it will be until your next meal. Eating a lot to keep yourself from getting hungry later.

Eric began packing lunch before work by stuffing his face with Fritos; who knew if he would get a chance to eat later.

by Pantho May 7, 2011