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Hamburger Patty

When a guy is getting rammed in the fartbox by another fine gent, their balls clap together. A hamburger Patty is made by insertion of face between said clapping balls.
Did you hear about Sarah? She got the Hamburger Patty from Jamal and Tyreke.
by three-oh-five November 2, 2011
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PattyBakes

Any fellow female stoner (weed-smoker/dabette) with a name that starts with "Pat."

For example: Patricia, Patrice, etc.

A specific "stoner" nickname given to a "Pat," replacing the traditional nickname, "Patty cakes," inspired by one of the oldest nursery rhymes ever, "Pat-a-cake."
Aril: hey, do you know that female??

Ricardo: Uhh, YEA. that's PattyBakes

Aril: wtf, pattyBAKES?..

Ricardo: Yea, that's Patty. She smokes weed. Patty(actually)Bakes..
Aril: Ohh.. well, that's cool, bro...

PattyBakez420 is the OG PattyBakes.
by PattyBakes420 November 15, 2013
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Petey Bow-Wow

A beefy guy who only gets a woman with money.
He never has the chance of a sexual encounter but in his fantasy he tears her apart like a rotisserie chicken.

Really, he makes a tub of milk and Cocoa Puffs and eats it with his enlarged spoon.
My moms has got herself a Petey Bow-wow.
Why suffer when jumping in the tub with Petey Bow-wow is oh so comforting.

The decaying old man has become his greatest fear... the Petey Bow-wow.
by strangle the cat . com April 6, 2021
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Alex Pettyfer

Alex Pettyfer is an extremely sexy British actor, possibly the hottest male human being of his generation.
Friend: Hey, who was that sexy guy that played the main character in I Am Number Four?

Friend2: Alex Pettyfer. Isn't he totally hot??

Friend: YES *.*
by MyPseudonymIs November 6, 2012
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Patty Jack

A homeless man's dick jammed into a thong.
Yo...Look over there that homeless guy has a Patty Jack

holy shit dude, thats gross..
by Mr.Sark July 5, 2012
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Petey Williams Guy

A user on the WFigs forums, who has a strange obbsession with Petey Williams.

The legend of Petey Williams Guy began the night that the proboards servers were down due to a fire and the Temp. board was born. The Temp. board was full of spam and gay porn (eeww). One man set out to post a Petey Williams picture in every thread in existance.

Rumors of Petey Williams guy lurking around WFigs have spread throughout the forum. A possible return is keeping the admins at the edge of their seats, just ready to ban him for good.
Adam Bomb: "Man that Petey Williams Guy sure is funny."

Some hater: "That guy was such a dick. I hope he dies a slow painful death."

Petey Williams Guy: "Muahahaha"
by Mick Floyd October 17, 2008
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Patty fingers

Becoming fresh with a woman inappropriately ,
But in context of another era when putting your arm around a girl whom you had just begun to court might be “too fresh”!
There will be no patty fingers on the first date with my daughter ... is that clear , Young Man?
Father to daughter ‘s first date at the front door
by Paddy Fingers May 13, 2018
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