Indifferent Pancake

When a male is too intoxicated to perform sexual activities, he lays flat on his back on a bed in a semi-conscious state, staring at the ceiling, letting his female counterpart perform all of the work involved.

Man, I was so blasted last night I pulled an indifferent pancake on my girlfriend.

by WillowTwentyFour2010 December 11, 2010

Mormon pancake

A Mormon pancake is the term given to any flat food served up that contains male ejaculate added in there as a joke.

Myra is 99 years of age and a virgin. Imagine her surprise then to discover that her nephew Kevin has just served her up a good old-fashioned Mormon pancake. I bet she even asks for seconds.

by LiberaceHudson October 6, 2017

brown pancake

when two people are raping a girl one shits on her chest and presses it down with their ass cheeks and the second man jizzes in it, to symbolize syrup.

We just gave that hoe a brown pancake

by penispotatodickwhorefuck October 12, 2014

Cooking Pancakes

Euphemism for sex, esp. early morning wake-up sex.

When I woke up after the party, this chick I didn't know was in my bed. Next thing you know, we were cooking pancakes.

by fnnky January 23, 2009

Banana Pancakes

According to Jack Johnson, they are what you eat when it's raining, and you wake up slow.

It's raining, I'm down for throwing on some Jacky-Jay and cooking up some Banana Pancakes.

by JackJohnsonFan April 27, 2011

Mexican pancake

Mexican pancake is a sexual game where the man would ejaculate on a woman’s face then waits for it to dry them feeds it to her

Me and my girlfriend played Mexican pancake last night.

by Big man himself August 10, 2018

sad pancakes

1. In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter; mix until smooth.

2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.

3. Pour Syrup to divert attention to the fact that your wife is cheating on you with your adopted british grandson and ruining your life.

I make sad pancakes every time Meggen cheats on me with Declan.

by Shamusteh September 6, 2015