Peanut Butter Smack ... How do you like me now Bizznitch

The art of dipping your hand in peanut butter while getting blown and slapping the girl in the face and saying "how do you like me now BIZZNITCH"

Guy-OMG
Girl-WHAT?
GUY Peanut Butter Smack ... How do you like me now Bizznitch

by RETRO1 May 20, 2009

Peanut Butter Jelly Time ('PBJT')

- Noun
- A point in time when a feeling of relief, excitement overcomes a person.

After filing the 3rd Qtr 10-Q for Petrohawk, which entailed 2 wks of working 70+ hrs a week, the Petrohawk engagement team got up and screamed, "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time ('PBJT')!"

by Akhil Patel November 22, 2006

Peanut Butter Dick (PD)

When a man sticks his fully erect penis into a jar of creamy peanut butter, coating the head and shaft. The woman then attempts to lick the penis clean.

man 1 : How did that chick do on the Peanut Butter Dick (PD)
man 2: She only licked it half way clean!

by MinutePeeps March 5, 2011

Peanut Butter Smack

Whilst copulating, the act of scooping peanut butter into ones hand and smacking his/her partner across the face while proclaiming "How you like me now bizznitch!"

I've gave Matt the Peanut Butter Smack 5 times now since he moved in!

by Razor Train May 26, 2009

Peanut Butter Taco

1. The act of placing peanut butter on one's pussy and having someone lick it off.
2. The act of placing peanut butter on one's pussy and having a dog lick it off.

~What I did to your mom last night.
~And your dad.

by Pope John Paul II November 17, 2003

Peanutopolis

(noun). A state of mind making you feel very strong and powerful, almost mayor-like.

I'm currently in the most amazing peanutopolis, good sir.

by DST November 25, 2007

Peanut Butter Captain Crunch

1)A deliciously yummy cereal.
2)A deliciously yummy cereal that Sarah denies people just to watch them squirm in agony after "accidentally" misinforming them of the unfortunate event that she has mistaken boring, bland, tasteless, disgusting, regular, Captain Crunch for delectable, delicious, crunchy, chewy, cheesy, melty, Peanut Butter Captain Crunch.

"Hey guys, guess what!!!"
"What?"
"I have Peanut Butter Captain Crunch in my cupboard!"
"You do?!?! HURRAY!!!" *DANCE*
*RUN RUN RUN*
"Whoops, my bad this is just plain, old, bland, tasteless, regular, Captain Crunch."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *SOB*
"MWHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" *EVIL GRIN*
(Based on a real life event)

by Cap'n Dictionary January 17, 2008