Oyster pearl

The act of putting a testicle into a woman’s vagina.

Bro I hooked up with Brittany last night. And gave her an oyster pearl!

by Broseid March 4, 2022

A noisy noise annoys an oyster

Tounge twister

A noisy noise annoys an oyster

by Sum Boddi July 7, 2021

The oyster

When you cum into a girls ear and have you or someone else suck it out like a oyster shot

Me and these two girls last night did the oyster?

by SloppyPuss April 18, 2020

Nebraska Oyster

(Noun) Oysters that are almost sure to get someone sick. Given that Nebraska is far from the ocean it’s difficult to get fresh oysters making bacteria common.

Seth couldn’t make it tonight because he wasn’t feeling well. I think it was those Nebraska Oysters he ate yesterday.

by Wallacé May 16, 2023

Lucky oyster

Sticking 11 oysters up your grandma and sucking out 12 !

I visited grandma today and scored my self a lucky oyster.

by Sneakywalks May 7, 2020

Oystering

The act of ejaculating in one's pants too soon while under a blanket.

"Oh, no! I'm oystering!"

"Dude, I am just sitting here in clothes!"

by Smellslikesean May 24, 2022

semen oyster

A semen oyster is a disgusting lolcow who just sits in his room and masturbates all day. He doesn't move like an oyster and there is semen all over his room, hence the name semen oyster. He can be milked for his lolcow pearls and is more often than not a tranny.

All that pedophile does is masturbate in his room all day! He's a fucking disgusting semen oyster!

by Hunter Biden January 22, 2024