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Job Creator

A euphemism for rich people that boils down to "aristocrat with a business"

Stems from the pre-Enlightenment fantasies of teabaggers and other randroids that taxing the rich will somehow hurt the economy under the fallacious belief that rich people actually create jobs.

Newspeak for an an old belief.
We shouldn't tax the job creators of America, because they are industrious people and earned that money because of their virtues, and not because people actually bought their goods and services!
by IrishBarbarian August 5, 2011
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Big Job

A poo that didn't flush.
when you head for a toilet only to find someone has left a poo thats bigger then 'normal' - you feel disgusted, yet hold an element of respect for the owner, and walk away.
by rap November 9, 2003
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Shrimp job

Sexual act consisting of sucking someone's toes. Most often a man (with a foot fetish) gives a shrimp job to a woman, but any gender combination is possible. The term was used by John Waters in his early underground film Mondo Trasho. One who gives a shrimp job is a "shrimper", and the act is also called "shrimping."
"Look at that pedicure! I wanna give her a shrimp job!"
by LinguaManca October 6, 2009
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Ear Job

1| The act of ejaculating in ones ear. 2| The act of massaging a females ear(s) in a sexual way

A.K.A| Ear Shot, Ear Cumshot, Drums Bleeding White
*Sexual Situation*
Girl: Can you give me an ear job
Man: Yes Baby
*White Sh#t Everywhere*
by GrandSider August 7, 2020
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job fair

A fantasy-like convention at which many corporations recruit employees by manning a company exhibit booth, accepting resumes and answering questions from applicants. Often, the corporate representatives are physically attractive young people from HR.
Engineer Joe: At the job fair, I gave a neon green resume to a cute gal in a miniskirt at the IBM booth who was giving away mini rapid prototypes and free lattes. Do you think they'll want to interview me?

Engineer Steve: Ha! IBM would never stoop to gimmicky tactics to recruit engineers! Good luck you fool!
by Lumberger July 31, 2009
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pump-job

When a female is too tired or not slutty enough to put out and instead closes her hand into the hand job position and allows the male to penetrate the hand by a pumping motion which simulates sex.
My friend Luke was hooking up with this girl but he had to do all the work because all she gave up was pump-jobs.
by Shuford August 6, 2014
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Lady Job

Giving a manual sexual favor to a female, usually a standard fingering. Can be used to gain favor or social capital with that female. It's the female version of the standard blow job to gain favor or social capital with a male.
Note: standard cunnilingus may also be used in the Lady Job.
Sarah: "Hey I heard that you passed your 300-level spanish class. How did you do it?"
Jordan: "I gave my prof two lady jobs a day for the entire semester."
by Sarah A.M. February 5, 2008
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