A euphemism for rich people that boils down to "aristocrat with a business"
Stems from the pre-Enlightenment fantasies of teabaggers and other randroids that taxing the rich will somehow hurt the economy under the fallacious belief that rich people actually create jobs.
Newspeak for an an old belief.
Stems from the pre-Enlightenment fantasies of teabaggers and other randroids that taxing the rich will somehow hurt the economy under the fallacious belief that rich people actually create jobs.
Newspeak for an an old belief.
We shouldn't tax the job creators of America, because they are industrious people and earned that money because of their virtues, and not because people actually bought their goods and services!
by IrishBarbarian August 5, 2011
Get the Job Creatormug. when you head for a toilet only to find someone has left a poo thats bigger then 'normal' - you feel disgusted, yet hold an element of respect for the owner, and walk away.
by rap November 9, 2003
Get the Big Jobmug. Sexual act consisting of sucking someone's toes. Most often a man (with a foot fetish) gives a shrimp job to a woman, but any gender combination is possible. The term was used by John Waters in his early underground film Mondo Trasho. One who gives a shrimp job is a "shrimper", and the act is also called "shrimping."
by LinguaManca October 6, 2009
Get the Shrimp jobmug. 1| The act of ejaculating in ones ear. 2| The act of massaging a females ear(s) in a sexual way
A.K.A| Ear Shot, Ear Cumshot, Drums Bleeding White
A.K.A| Ear Shot, Ear Cumshot, Drums Bleeding White
by GrandSider August 7, 2020
Get the Ear Jobmug. A fantasy-like convention at which many corporations recruit employees by manning a company exhibit booth, accepting resumes and answering questions from applicants. Often, the corporate representatives are physically attractive young people from HR.
Engineer Joe: At the job fair, I gave a neon green resume to a cute gal in a miniskirt at the IBM booth who was giving away mini rapid prototypes and free lattes. Do you think they'll want to interview me?
Engineer Steve: Ha! IBM would never stoop to gimmicky tactics to recruit engineers! Good luck you fool!
Engineer Steve: Ha! IBM would never stoop to gimmicky tactics to recruit engineers! Good luck you fool!
by Lumberger July 31, 2009
Get the job fairmug. When a female is too tired or not slutty enough to put out and instead closes her hand into the hand job position and allows the male to penetrate the hand by a pumping motion which simulates sex.
My friend Luke was hooking up with this girl but he had to do all the work because all she gave up was pump-jobs.
by Shuford August 6, 2014
Get the pump-jobmug. Giving a manual sexual favor to a female, usually a standard fingering. Can be used to gain favor or social capital with that female. It's the female version of the standard blow job to gain favor or social capital with a male.
Note: standard cunnilingus may also be used in the Lady Job.
Note: standard cunnilingus may also be used in the Lady Job.
Sarah: "Hey I heard that you passed your 300-level spanish class. How did you do it?"
Jordan: "I gave my prof two lady jobs a day for the entire semester."
Jordan: "I gave my prof two lady jobs a day for the entire semester."
by Sarah A.M. February 5, 2008
Get the Lady Jobmug.