Ohio Rage

when someone gets angry in a weird way or does something aggressively in a weird way

Jeff: BRO I HATE THIS FUCKING MATH PROBLEM ITS SO FUCKING HARD WTF BRO!!!!!!!!!
Isaac: Bro got the Ohio rage 💀

by Pelé December 29, 2022

Ohio-Kufar-Dog

From modern Koudeilandic myths and children's games and internet culture. Ohio-Kufar-Dogs are average atheists during the day, but at night, they turn into vicious (often rabid) dogs, much like werewolves, and chase people through woods and/or quiet suburban streets at night. When the Ohio-Kufar-Dog comes near you, you will hear the song Swag Like Ohio by Lil B playing in the distance with bass turned up very high and it will become louder as the close in on you. The only ways to escape Ohio-Kufar-Dogs is to crush up leaves from a Wax Myrtle plant (Myrica Cerifera)and rub them on your skin. Muslims also claim saying "A'udhu billahi min ash-shaytan ir-rajeem," also makes them vanish if you have no Wax Myrtle leaves.

The Ohio-Kufar-Dog pack charged through the pines and Antarctic moss, closing in. My hear nearly beat out my chest as I heard bells and a man saying "It's ya boy little B," and I barely made it to the creek full of myrtle groves when I heard "Swag like Ohio, f__king all these b--ches," but luckily, I'm alright because introduced Wax Myrtle spread all over coastal Koudeiland.

by Luv Grand Kalligeezal Island March 26, 2023

Ohio-Dumb

The people in bumble-fuck Ohio that have no idea what is going on outside their little towns & are oblivious to just about everything, including their jobs.

"I emailed him and he never got back to me. I don't think he even knows how to use the computer because he's Ohio-Dumb."

by DEEzzy1 December 7, 2016

Ohio County Bird Bath

A sexual act where a female lays on her back with her mouth open. The male in the situation then pours Mountain Dew in the females mouth and places his testicles in said females mouth.

Man1: how did it go with that chick from Switzerland county the other night? Ya smash bud?!
Man2: Mannnn, she was dumb as shit but let me pull a Ohio County Bird Bath!!!

by Bigdaddyfatsack420 March 26, 2019

ohio is for lovers

THE "emo" song. When most people think "emo" they think of this song. This is because this is probably the "emo" song that's gotten more mainstream attention than any other. I'm not stereotyping. I know "emos" listen to many different genres, but this is something that has been labelled by today's mainstream world. This song is probably called "emo" because of its lyrics.
"cut my wrists and black my eyes..."

Person 1: I saw Ohio Is For Lovers on MTV the other day!
Person 2: It's the new "EMO" song of the century!
Person 1: But I've gotta say that heavy metal is much better

by Skye Suicide May 21, 2008

Ohio State Buckeyes

Anyone with an association to one of the most respected academic and athletic universities in the world. Also, one of the oldest universities in the U.S., Thee Ohio State Buckeyes have won more national championships, bowl games, and conferance titles than most schools in the country. Home of 2 of the greatest coaches in college football history (Woody Hayes, Jim Tressel), Thee Ohio State Buckeyes are tied for most Heisman winners at 7 with Notre Dame. The only school to have a single player win the award twice. One of the most dominant athletic forces in the nation, especially during the 1st 10 years of the millenium in all departments. The Buckeyes are also one of the most hated on juggernauts in the U.S. due to pure talent and heart. In 2011 A witch hunt was held against Jim Tressel, 5 Buckeye football stars, and subsequently the rest of the school over a moronoic rule that players cannot sell awards that they earned for any reason. BOLLOCKS!!! Also the greatest fan base in the world cheer the Buckeyes. Oh, and the rival of the Michigan wolverines (A.K.A. cupcake university) who continue to be crushed at every meeting in the last 7 years straight. Not to mention about to take the lead in wins vs loses between the two rivals. Greates rivalry in sports. EVER!!

The Ohio State Buckeyes are studs that stomp out the team up north with no mercy.

by SIZZLLIN April 13, 2011

Ohio State Fans

A bunch of cunts who think they are the best.

Fuck those Ohio State Fans

by Coochie Blaster November 24, 2018