three egg omelette

A three egg omelette is when you fill up a guys ass hole with cum

"I just gave my sexy boy a three egg omelette "

by Gingerbread Pussy 1 November 20, 2016

mother-of-all-omelets

Some thing you make when you can’t fret over every egg

We’re making the mother-of-all-omelets here jack, can’t fret over every egg!

by Frost. May 18, 2022

I'm the alpha of the omega

I'm The leader of the leaders, I'm boss of the boss, I'm the strongest of the strong, I'm the best of the best. I'm better then the God's, Bow to Zod

After winning a poker game, or a race, or a video game competition. I'm the alpha of the omega. bow to Zod.

by plumecb August 19, 2017

Omegle

A website where desperate men go to get girlfriends but only encounter other desperate men and horny pedopiles.

I went on omegle to get a girlfriend but turns out I got catfished.

by Antoni van Leewenhoek November 8, 2016

Omegle

A magical place where you can either meet your new best friend, or be reminded of the reason why you hate socializing. In this realm of ignorance, some people are lucky enough to find a good person. And maybe even have a meaningful conversation with this person. Until that person decides to skip mid conversation. On the other hand, you could bump into a 12 year old gamer boy who thinks its funny to call random people gay. Such experiences can result in the following:

Rethinking your life choices
Closing the website

Immediately skipping

Instant irritation

And More!

Me: *goes on omegle*

Me: hi!

Stranger: *Skips*

Me: ....

Me again: WTF DID I DO WRO-

by Thatoneidioticclassmate May 26, 2021

Scotch Omelette

Where you get yourself a glass of scotch, and masturbate while drinking it. If you blow before you finish, you have to pop the wad into the glass and slam the rest of it back. The jizz sitting at the top of the glass forms what is to be known as the Scotch Omelette.

Dave: I ran out of time and had to have a scotch omelette last night
Tim: A-ha!

by Raging Erections March 23, 2009

skin omelette

A skin omelette is a synonym for vagina.

After a night of profound love making: 'I'll tell you what Cluett, she had a lovely skin omelette!'

by EstcourtAvenue November 6, 2013