Norwegian Dance

A sacred dance that has the potential to create storms and etc.

My crops was on the verge of death until my friend did his/her Norwegian dance and a few hours later, it stormed ,restoring the crops back to its luscious state

by TheWon(one) May 4, 2017

The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer

This is when a man lathers his big, meaty, schlong, which super glue, and right before it hardens, he shoves it into someone's nose and rips out their nose hair when it hardens

"went to the barber last weekend to get my beard trimmed, and the Barber gave me the Norwegian Nose-Hair Trimmer, and now my face feels smoother than a babies's butt!"

by JamesPage September 2, 2025

norwegian american

A norwegian american is a blond and blue eyed american from states in the US which are mostly fishing and farming communities who had norwegian ancestors stupid enough to move to america

"look at that blond guy fishing over there! He is definetly a norwegian american."

by The Bendu October 6, 2017

Norwegian Rotary Skunk

Shitting diarrhea and pissing in a girls or man’s anus and using you’re penis to rotate you’re body

Wyatt is so kinky he used the Norwegian rotary skunk on nick last night

by Norwegian skunk owner January 28, 2025

Norwegian's lunchbox

A particularly foul smelling vagina

"Well Mick, I pulled her pants down and was nearly sick. She was fishier than a norwegian's lunchbox!"
"Well Paddy, she is dead"

by Shasta McScumbag September 9, 2016

Norwegian Slap

Gently putting a viking hat, and then slapping them hard with a salmon on each buttcheek, while screaming OOoooodiiinnn is with us! Commonly done with a friend

I gave that sweet with little lady a norwegian slap, together with Ragnar

by Bing bong ur onion is weong October 31, 2020

The Norwegian Dip

The Norwegian Dip is the act in which the male counterpart dunks his penis into a toilet and inserts it into a nearby crevice (note that he dips only his shaft, not his balls)

The bitch pussy wasn't working, Jerry had to fuck around and give her The Norwegian Dip.

by Judas I. October 8, 2025