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a term used by my friend whenever he gets a throwing knife kill in mw2... the noob got powned so badly its like he had no pants
triple thermal care package coming in....boom boom boom HARRIERS!!! throwing knife....killed!!!!!!!!! u just got pwnd like a noob with no pants!
by paintball ninja March 8, 2010
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Noob

1. A person who can't spell, can't shut the crap up, will be VERY annoying, will be stubborn and stupid, and much MUCH more that's not positive about them.

2. A name that came from Newbie.
1. log

1.42.12 CS54 logged on
1.42.13 Server: Welcome CS54!
1.42.13 Server: Please follow the rules:
1.42.13 Server: Do NOT be a noob, don't spam, and NO flaming.
1.42.54 U6gunz logged on
1.42.55 Server: Welcome U6gunz!
1.42.55 Server: Please follow the rules:
1.42.55 Server: Do NOT be a noob, don't spam, and NO flaming.
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.12 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.13 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.13 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.13 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.13 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.13 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.14 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.14 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.14 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.14 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.14 CS54: What the hell is your problem?
1.43.15 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.15 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.15 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.15 U6gunz: LOLOLOL i r pwnge!
1.43.32 Connection lost. Creating log.
2. Person 1 : Where did noob come from?

Person 2 : Newbie. Weird, huh?

Person 3 : Yea

Person 1 : Hmm.
by CS54 June 26, 2009
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Nobby Greens

A Nottinghamshire colloquialism referring to the vegetable Brussel Sprouts.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your nobby greens?
by Nobby Green hater August 14, 2009
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noob cake

a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert
speaker #1: I beat up a noob who was very noobly and then I made them a noob cake!

speaker #2: wow this noob cake is really good!
by margarita old June 8, 2010
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Shit noob

A Phrase commonly used by germans on Halo 3. The pharse means that you are a noob and you are shit.it is pronounced sh-ee-t-new-b.
Hey blue team, you are a shit noob.
your mum was a shit noob in bed last night.
Shut up shit noob
by David Huw Jones November 25, 2007
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noobchats

Noob chat is used in online games and chat programs. Many noobs use this method to "communicate" to one another. Translators are still baffled by the complexity of their language. Chating like this is found only by smacking ones head against the keyboard repeatedly...
English: hey guys good job on the dragon
Noobchat: ima HAXOR LOKOKLKOLODKSqaasfdopgjadlksjbhgvkjasdgn;oifha UBER LEET!!!
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noobait

1) Skilled gamer who declares that he's unexperienced or a noob to attract other real noobs to slaughter. Then taunts them by lashing the loser with some "pwnage" label.

2) Any game character designed to look easy to kill, but having a special skill making it difficult to destroy (lightning fast skeletons)
n00b417: You got pwned by noobait!GG uninstall!
by Tronicwave August 17, 2006
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