Nob Squab

A twattish older brother who always takes the piss out of you because you've got a slight moustache.

Brother: "Oh my god, you've got a moustache!! hahahaha"

You: "Nob Squab"

by yes, tom, it's me February 18, 2009

nob muncher

A gay guy

Shut-up levi u nob muncher

by YthoFggt July 05, 2017

Nob chomp

when one is to chomp on another ones nob

a bad BJ, Blowie whatever you wanna call it nob sucking :-) mmmmmmmmmm nob chomp

by Misswinger May 24, 2011

Bone nob

When you nutt so hard you dick turns into a nob

We boned so hard I bone nobbed

by Tdogsta November 10, 2016

Cheesy nob

Often referring to the jam that builds up in a Males foreskin. If such substance occurs clean away immediately or your basically gammy.

I bet Tommy's got a cheesy nob, seems like a dickhead anyway.

by ladysbirds April 13, 2021

Nob Niff

An excessive build up of smelly, mouldy and rotten nob cheese. A term used for stilton dick or cheesey cock syndrome.

Hey girls, who likes the smell of a nice, extra mature bit of nob niff? The doctor has advised that you have a servere case of nob niff. Hey honey, drop your smelly scuds, i want to give you a nicy tasty portion of my 10 year matuee mature nob cheese, what's the going ae

by bradsbadluck May 03, 2024

goo nob

When a man cums in a vagina and your penis is covered in cream pie in result, a goo nob

Jim: How was your date last night?

Bob: It went better than expected

Jim: How so?

Bob: Let's just say we started with a dinner and a movie and it ended with a goo nob

by Titsmageeeezacs September 22, 2017