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i need u

a fire ass song from ken carson

"yo have you heard ken's new song?''

"i need u?''

"yessir"
by fucked ya bitch February 25, 2023
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We need to talk...

The person who sent/told you this is probably going to break up with you. Don’t take it personal, they just don’t want to be with you. 💔
Boy 1: We need to talk...
Girl 1: NO! *runs away*
by DreamAboutAnything January 31, 2020
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needs a date with a razor

A guy in need of a shave real bad!
He sure looks like he needs a date with a razor!

A guy who hasn't shaved for awhile
by Gamcocklady March 31, 2014
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Blake Everyone needs

A very smart and kind person who can be shy at times. But opens up a bit when you have one on one conversations. Trustworthy and supportive no matter what. Always has your back and is not afraid to tell you the truth of what you're really thinking. Loves owls, riding his bike in the rain and being around his friends. Has insecurities but is still only human. He is respectful, kind, and caring. Somewhat sporty with good sportsmanship. Must realize that it is ok to let his guard down and relax a bit. Must learn to take his own advice sometimes too. Has a good sense of humour and never offends anyone intentionally. Good to talk to late at night when you can't sleep. He listens even if it is something small that is bothering you. Can be sensitive but strong too. He is someone you want in your life for a shoulder to cry on to someone who can say something to make your day better.
Someone: Who's Blake?
Me: A friend that everyone needs. A Blake Everyone needs.
by DarkDaydream March 21, 2021
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hand needs butt

When you really need to grab some ass, you want your whole hand on that, your hand needs that ass
The amount of time is refrain myself from saying hand needs butt is crazy
by funnyshit101 November 12, 2016
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I need steps

Phrase: euphemism for masturbating while wearing one's FitBit to gain extra steps through cheating
Lee excused himself from the table, saying "I need steps" as he briskly walked to his bedroom.
by Head Quarters January 31, 2021
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I need help

by cattahns November 22, 2021
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