When you're hitting it from behind, you grab her hair & bunch it up like a microphone, & scream ironic song lyrics in her ear. Then you run away like Axl Rose when he hears the ding of his burrito in the microwave.
by PunkRockGeek March 10, 2017
Get the Karaoke Drive-bymug. an extremely entertaining sport/recreational activity that can unfortunately have negative legal and/or physical consequences.
by Nick D September 23, 2003
Get the drunk drivingmug. by Doktorfunk January 17, 2007
Get the hard drivemug. ‘Haven’t you drank too much to drive us all home?’
‘Nah mate, it’s 5 and drive - remember?’
‘Oh yeah! My mistake’
‘Nah mate, it’s 5 and drive - remember?’
‘Oh yeah! My mistake’
by fucktardtranslations June 5, 2020
Get the 5 and drivemug. by Skradragons March 15, 2017
Get the Disk Drivemug. similar in principle to the drive-by screwdrivering, except that the screwdriver is replaced by a watermelon (or similarly bulky fruit)
the act of the drive-by watermelon is as follows:
-head to a local hangout frequented by chavs/general delinquents (McDonalds car park is usually a good location)
-pick out an individual deserving enough to receive the impending assault
-slow down the vehicle and wind down the window, then lob said watermelon squarely at the recipient's groin
-you may need to speed up and escape at this point to avoid retaliation, however the watermelonee will most likely be on the floor in pain, and his acquaintances will generally be too confused and too busy laughing at their unfortunate chum to raise a counter-attack.
-retire to a safe distance
the act of the drive-by watermelon is as follows:
-head to a local hangout frequented by chavs/general delinquents (McDonalds car park is usually a good location)
-pick out an individual deserving enough to receive the impending assault
-slow down the vehicle and wind down the window, then lob said watermelon squarely at the recipient's groin
-you may need to speed up and escape at this point to avoid retaliation, however the watermelonee will most likely be on the floor in pain, and his acquaintances will generally be too confused and too busy laughing at their unfortunate chum to raise a counter-attack.
-retire to a safe distance
the tracksuit-wearing yobs got what they deserved for a change when we rolled past and administered a drive-by watermelon attack
by D-Bizz November 16, 2006
Get the drive-by watermelonmug. by PatternBlue March 19, 2016
Get the Deadline Drivemug.