Ed Bates

A football-playing chicken who will often find comfort in watching videos on social media websites like youtube. He is a well-known and fairly popular character who enjoys drinking when among friends. He often feels threatened by his better-looking dog who he competes with for female mates.

"That fella looks like a right Ed Bates"

by mikastanleythorstorm June 12, 2017

Ed Sheezer

The absolute god of the world, praise daily. You were bought here for a reason

I praise Ed Sheezer every day with all good intentions

by Maxor Eld August 17, 2022

chewy-ed

when you aren't hungry but just feel like eating; your mouth wants to chew but your stomach is full.

Arugh! im so chewy-ed! give me some food!

by do i have to? February 18, 2004

Ed Marsh

Ed marsh is a extremely large foreheaded waffler, he is really short and has the deadest trim in existence, its like he asked for a trim on the top and the barber was using gardening scissors. He drives the deadest and slowest car and acts like he's got a s15 with an rb26dett engine swap running around 900hp. He has a 0-60mph of around 4 years as his forehead increases the weight of his car to roughly 5 metric tonnes. Ed also can't talk to girls for s**t, he literally has a girl dying for him but he's to scared to make a move, she literally likes rocks and has already claimed him as her guy, he just can't talk to girls. He also has the smoothest brain even smoother than matt goodman, he cant do physics and can barely do engineering as well. He works at screwfix and it has somehow gassed him up so much he thinks hes the ceo of england.

Your acting like such an ed marsh right now

by lukeC123456 February 7, 2022

Mediterra-ed

The act of being sucked into a downward spiral of Competitive drinking brought about by simply engaging with your neighbors in friendly conversation. Being Mediterra-ed typically involves copious amounts of Busch Light, White Claw ( or equivalent), and shots. Symptoms of being Mediterra-ed include but are not limited to the following: the need for all the tacos, headache, fatigue, green bean yard spew, and obnoxious texts.

I went to help fix Justin’s (insert any household item) and boom before you know it it was Mediterra-ed.

by Yellow Door March 25, 2021

Mausi-ed

To prove that it isn't difficult to make a word up and post it's definition online.

He mausi-ed up when his mausi posted a made-up word making fun of an idiot politician for comedic purposes.

by Notalexicographer January 28, 2021

ed bunting

a nerd that is very smart but has bad social skills

that weird ed bunting

by Timberman33 February 15, 2018