The old lady next door

That one old lady next door that loves to talk and bake cookies. She i really sweet and will always offer you cake if you come by her house.
Person 1: Dude, the old lady next door is super nice.
Person 2: yeah, i totally wanna plow her wrinkly ass all the way to the moon.
by gayasswhale January 31, 2020
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Dylan (guy next to me)

Some random retard who puts up with my shit for some reason.
"hey Dylan (guy next to me) go onto Urban Dictionary and look up your name"
by Eh bruh December 12, 2017
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C U Next Thursday

No different from C U Next Tuesday or C U Next Time, a discrete and family-friendly way of calling someone a cunt.
Constance: C U Next Thursday at work.
Greg: Ok thanks.
by GregNelson29 April 28, 2023
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2cnd Tuesday next week

There is no second Tuesday so Basically its something that’s never gonna happen.
Boy:here’s the money you asked for however you have to pay me back ASAP
Girl:no problem how about 2cnd Tuesday next week.
Boy:okay sounds good Tuesday it is.
by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019
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america's next top model

A good show, that it's very repetitive. A lot of hoochie-mamas trying to be models when they can't even do their little turn on the cat walk, yeah on the cat walk they can't even do their little turns on the cat walk. They think their too sexy for their cats, too sexy for their cats, so sexy it hurts. ooh yeah, good show by the way, I watch it, you got a problem? I like how Tyra Banks tried to be all Oprahish when she yelled at that crack-head, ghetto hoochie of Tiffany, like she cares, ha!
same thing over and over:"Congratulations, you are now one step closer towards becoming America's next top model." what will you do, coke or pepsi?
America's next top model winners:
1st year winner: Adrian, now too fat to model,was on Surreal lif eand now fucks Peter Brady.
2nd year winner: joanna or Johanna, I thought she was pale, I don't know if she models still.(Mercedez should have won, she has Lupus for god's sakes, naw, Shandy should have won, but she fucked this Italian dude, and turned into shit.
3rd year: Eva pigford,Pig for what? for that ho, oh hell no!
4th year: Go Naima, its your Bithday!She has a twin.
5th year:I hate that bitch Lisa, and that bitch Kim is so arrogant and so Lesbian,Nicole too pale. My prediction: Bre and Nik, showdown, winner:?
they always kick out the "fat" models.

by too sexy October 23, 2005
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see you next decade

What noisy, annoying little shits say before winter break in 2019 to piss you off before leaving and going to set Californian forests on fire.
by TheAnswerIs9 December 20, 2019
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See You Next Tuesday

derogatory towards women:
see (C) you (U) next (N) tuesday (T)
a sort of acronym using sounds and the initials of the last to
letters to mean cunt
alright we're done fucking, now you can leave...see you next tuesday
by k-buckley August 10, 2007
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