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New Jersey Drive By

When one commits the act of leaning out the passenger side door, with the door open, but still in the seat to urinate. The drive then begins to drive either in a straight line, or around like a drunken bastard to make funny designs, as the passengers urinates.
"Yo Stephen, go drive through the Quiznos lot and check out the New Jersey Drive By that James left.
by Grundle Bomber March 22, 2009
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New Jersey Devils

A national hockey league team that utterly sucks. Home to the biggest pussy of a goaltender and the stupidest and worst fans in the league.
New Jersey Devils Fan 1: Hey whats that black thing rolling around
Devils Fan 2: I 'don't what the fuck is that thing, and why are they hitting it with sticks.
Devils Fan 1: Well whatever at least we won back in ... when did we last win?
Devils 2: I don't know
by emokid123 March 8, 2010
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New Jersey Driveby

When you’re stuck in traffic so you beat off and ejaculate in your hand, then drive up close beside another vehicle and slap your semen-soaked hand onto their window
Oh man, traffic again? I can’t wait to give some random shmuck the old New Jersey Driveby!
by Cool Colin Club June 23, 2018
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New Jersey Devils

A hockey team from New Jersey who were originally from Colorado and named the Colorado Rockies. They moved to NJ in 1982 and have won the Stanley Cup} three times. The Devils are widely underestimated and never really expected to win, explaining their catchphrase "Devils vs. Everybody". Their rivals are the New York Rangers and the Philadelphia Flyers. They have had many amazing players in the past, including Martin Brodeur, Scott Stevens, and the current Taylor Hall. They also had Ilya Kovalchuk, but almost ever single Devils fan hates him with a passion.
by 420-69 November 18, 2018
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Emerson New Jersey

A really small and shitty town that is so depressing that people can’t even go 2 miles without leaving it because it is smaller than my thumb
by WilburSoot5000 March 23, 2021
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The College of New Jersey

A college, formerly known as Trenton State, located in Mercer County, New Jersey that has changed it's name to the original name of Princeton University while also ripping off Princeton's logo. The faculty and staff will repeatedly refer to TCNJ as one of the top colleges in the nation alongside Princeton, Harvard, Yale, etc... to the point where they are almost as snobby as the people from Princeton. This is to create a false sense of elitism. The faculty is full of a bunch of locals that don't want to leave the area. In reality, TCNJ is community college that has turned into a wanna be Ivy League school.
1. Many of the top Universities, such as Harvard, Yale, Princeton, MIT, Cal Tech, and The College of New Jersey only accept the best students.
-any moronic TCNJ professor

2. A 3.0 at Rutgers Unversity means a hell of a lot more than a 4.0 at The College of New Jersey.
-Edward W. Castner Jr. PhD

3. If you refer to The College of New Jersey as Trenton State, the staff will crucify you.
by Blee September 28, 2005
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New Jersey Devils

Worst hockey team in NHL history Wayne Gretzky once called the devils mickey mouse inferring that they are a childish team and only loved by little children who's brain haven't started growing
by Jimmy Whehelan March 20, 2017
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