nob kebab

A person who is in watts with blond hair lives in St Albans and acts like a bellend all the time and is rude and cringey and annoying for no reason

Wow bro your being such a nob kebab today for no reason

by TheNobKebabKnower July 24, 2017

Nob

A nob or a.k.a nigga on a budget .

I am unable to go out this weekend due to the fact of me being a nob.

by Simon Taylor December 1, 2015

Nib Nob

Lovable Child, meant in a sarcastic manner.

Youre so smart my dear nib nob.

by A nib nobber July 27, 2023

Nobbed sucked

When a Lath incorrectly spells the phrase "nob sucked"

Sutton was trying to get his nobbed sucked

by John Giles November 1, 2021

Nob

A gay stupid man usually called Tom

“Tom is a complete nob”

by Yeetthekids December 3, 2020

Dorf-nob

A strange eccentric individual who often wears butterfly glasses and often with a limp dick for a brain who always thinks he or she is quite right in the head.

An average librarian or an eccentric barrister being a right dorf-nob in his or her job.

by Jake Tankard August 1, 2008

Cheesy nob

Often referring to the jam that builds up in a Males foreskin. If such substance occurs clean away immediately or your basically gammy.

I bet Tommy's got a cheesy nob, seems like a dickhead anyway.

by ladysbirds April 13, 2021