Fap, Crap & Nap

To Masturbate, poo, then rest. aka, the perfect afternoon.

"omg, what a day! All I want to do is get home so I can fap, crap & nap"

by SuperDuperGalen December 27, 2011

Eternal dirt nap

Death. Tango uniform. Extinction. Cessation of life. Passed on or passed over to the other side.

My grandpa, God rest his soul, is taking the eternal dirt nap.

by ExitRamp August 12, 2006

death nap

A death nap is a nap where you actually are probably in a coma. A nap so glorious that you accidentally doze off at 3 pm watching reruns of TLC's "What Not to Wear," and when you wake up it's pitch black in the room and you realize it's 4 am and you slept the entire day/night away. Then you can't fall back to sleep, so you watch home improvement shows or infomercials until you have to get ready for the day. Then you're so tired when you get home you repeat the cycle all over again.

"I was supposed to study for my final last night but I took a death nap and only had 3 hours left before the test."

by R_Clerk November 27, 2009

taco nap

When you take a nap on your bed, but instead of going under the covers, you pull your comforter over your body, thus making a taco.

Joe: Did you just take a nap in my bed!? I just washed those sheets!
Dave: Relax, it was only a taco nap.

by Arbag February 5, 2010

mobby nap

when you and two or more of your closest homies are finna get turnt up on some sleepin; taking a nap with two or more of your homies on the same bed.

person 1: i'm tryna take a nap
person 2: what kinda nap?!
person 1: a mobby nap!!!

by master queef19 November 1, 2010

bong nap

when you're passing a bong around and suddenly the circuit is stopped by someone resting their head on the bong. It also happens when everyone is too high to realize that someone is just sitting with the bong in their lap not smoking

Concerned smoker: Ashley pass the bong! what are you doing?
Ashley: sorry guys I'm just taking a short bong nap

by xtinuh December 30, 2011

adventure nap

similar to a granny or power nap but you wake up in a foreign environment

*Neil wakes up to find he is asleep on a walking trail*

Neil: I must have had an adventure nap.

by Majoop January 12, 2012