A cum mule is a super slut that goes across state lines, fills her whore hole with sperm and transports it safely and discretely back to her town of origin
My girl goes to visit her friends in eastern shore virginia all the time.
She claims to be visiting and spending time with family and friends.
I know the truth shes fucking her friends husband and his buddies
She comes back like nothing happened
Such a dumb dirty Cum Mule
She claims to be visiting and spending time with family and friends.
I know the truth shes fucking her friends husband and his buddies
She comes back like nothing happened
Such a dumb dirty Cum Mule
by HorsethePussyFilla December 6, 2017
Get the cum mule mug.ain't that a ride on the mule is an expression used when someone is talking nonsense
Or isn't this a ride on the mule is used when something is going slow cause mules are slow
Or isn't this a ride on the mule is used when something is going slow cause mules are slow
Henry: did you know when you taste hot sauce your head explodes
You: aint that a ride on the mule (than back this up with evidence) optionally
You: isn't this a ride on the mule
Henry: yeah this is pretty slow
You: aint that a ride on the mule (than back this up with evidence) optionally
You: isn't this a ride on the mule
Henry: yeah this is pretty slow
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