Hot muffin

When one cups his own fart into his hand, and then proceeds to place said cupped fart over his friends nose, creating a smell you can taste

Pedro finished his hard boiled eggs, farted into his hand and gave Krystal a nice hot muffin.

by gnosdingos March 28, 2009

Muffin Tin

Code for someone you know who pretends they aren't gay, but acts super gay.

Did you see when Scott checked out that guy's ass - muffin tin.

by McRockney September 27, 2008

Sugar Muffin

Amazing person, who would do anything for you and is the absolute best bestie you could ever ask for.
also formerly known as: Sexy Mama

"Yo! thats my Sugar Muffin!"

*Sugar Muffin walks by*

by robertuno April 25, 2011

muffintop

A rim of fat that bulges out above a "pleasantly plump" girl's too-tight pants. These girls usually don't realize that their outfits are completely unflattering, so it's best not to point this out. In today's modern McDonald's fed society, muffintops are not a rare sight.

As Tracy walked down the street, the fatty muffintop peeking out from below her wife-beater jiggled wildly. It was rather entertaining.

by mollymcb215 January 6, 2007

English muffin

the act of oral sex performed on a woman while she defecates; a gender-reversal of the blumpkin

I heard Ru-Bear gave her the old English muffin last week. It didn't turn out too well for him.

by Silent Avenger February 6, 2010

muffin top

The roll of fat that hangs over the top of too-tight, low rise jeans.

When looked at from behind, from the waist down she looked like a muffin top.

by Pork chop April 12, 2006

muffintop

The belly/hip spillage over the top of the jeans, forming a muffintop. Usually in reference to females.

"That clingy shirt is definitely not hiding her muffintop- she shouldn't be wearing low-rise jeans in public."

by maps February 15, 2006