Rough Minge

A furious and untamed minge. The pubic hairs surrounding the vagina are so rough and rugged that it can fight off the male often in the scouting phase of attack. The male will feel the rough minge with ones fingers and cease further attack, knowing that it is un safe for ones penis as it may get damaged upon entry. A rough minge is such a vulgar display of meat purse that it is often compared to the mouth of a bulldog

1.) Eddie had considered fucking this one for quite some time. But had decided against the idea due to the rough minge he found whilst giving her a good rub down. Even his scissor hands couldn't fight back that fur.

2.) Man 1 - How was she?
Man 2 - good face, rough minge dude
Man 1 - Like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?
Man 2 - Exactly!

by Jebzilla May 14, 2012

Yao Ming

A code word for "cocaine"

"Hey Mick, I heard the Rockets are in LA this weekend on their West Coast swing, and Yao Ming is going to be out on the scene tonight."

"I just spent some time in the bathroom with Yao Ming, and now I'm feeling alot taller than 7-4."

"I know he's usually yellow, but Yao is looking alot whiter than he did last weekend."

"Hey bro, did you add Yao to the evite for my birthday party this weekend?"

by Jason H. B. June 14, 2008

ming

A person who has no talent and little knowledge of the job that they perform.
A totally useless person who only exists by getting others to do his work for him. A commercial parasite.

The new I.T. Manager is a total Ming, he spends all day downloading porn!

by Dr Juice January 31, 2004

Minga

1. an italian term for a stupid or annoying person
2.Term of endearment between two italians
3.Expression of aggravation or anger

1. Look at him. What a freakin' minga.
2.Hey Minga! I haven't seen you in years!
3.Ahh, minga! not again

by JCitln October 16, 2008

minge

Not the slice itself, but the map of Tasmania. In certain cases, grows out of control and gets into places you don't need it to inhabit.

Gross minge. I'll be flossing with pubes for weeks!

by notapaki August 27, 2003

minge magnet

A minge magnet is a guy who invariably attracts the opposite sex, much to the irritation of his friends (cf. fanny magnet). However, those he attracts are not always top-notch muff (qv.)

Did you see that minger make a bee-line for Dave - he's a right minge magnet, the twot.

by Urban Doofus May 13, 2005

yao ming

A Phrase used just like " You know what I mean? "

Fred- Hey yo Whats Cracking?
Howard-Not much, yao Ming? YAo Ming?
Fred- yeah I dig...

by Howard Chen April 23, 2005