momosexual

1) The act of loving food so much that you have sexual feelings toward it. This can be anything from messing around with food to eating your own throw up. Symptons include depression, weight loss, and random spasms of throwing up pasta at italian dinners. Victims of momosexuality will also possess a mass love for swag and the act/ability of swagger. Because of this, they may lose all of their friends and die alone. You have to be born with momosexuality, and it is incurable, just like AIDS or cancer. It can also be fatal as the food may give way to other disease, and is responsible for 78% of the deaths in India every year, as well as 32% of the deaths in the US. This disease was named by the CDC as "the end to all life on earth" and "the way of our extinction", but nothing has fully been proven yet. If you have momosexuality, the best thing to do is join the cast of glee, where you will be accepted for the individuality you have as a person If you haven't already been hunted down by the governmant and quarantined.

Tyreese: Oh, Elvis was such a momosexual with all his food he had everywhere

Darryl: I DONT NEED TO KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW

by MomoTheEaterOfWorlds October 6, 2013

jason momoa

a sexy ass actor who plays a gun wielding six foot nutter in popular Tv series Stargate Atlantis.

He is known to play guitar and be very good at pulling off the dreadlock look.

That Jason Momoa guy is a right chunk of manbeast

by Nevernever June 22, 2008

Mo Mo

What a fucking idiot!

He is such a mo mo!

by dina November 21, 2003

Momoo

a word in the Awawian language that means mother.

I wuv my Momoo!

by Duya0000 January 30, 2009

momover

a self improvement plan for moms; can include but is not limited to: weight loss, hair cut, new clothing, exercise, massage, psychotherapy, hormonal therapy

momover beings with exercise program to lose baby weight, followed by clothing appropriate for a SAHM that is both sophisticated and casual, therapy to deal with postpartum stress and body image, and new hairstyle to go with new clothes

by thesweetest3 October 12, 2010

momometer

Noun
a measurement of how your mom would interpret a situation

I can't post that photo, my momometer will go off the charts!

by hersyfit March 19, 2015

Daniyal Momoland

a guy who is so obsessed with nancy that he will die for her her he watches nancy 24/7 and use google and doesnt do anything by himself and is filled with inappropriate behaviour

omg spill the tea daniyal momoland

by carlosta March 28, 2022