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Mittens

Mittens is a term used for infant mice. Like a baby goat is called a kid as a baby dog is a puppy.
MOM!!!! Can I please, PLEASE!!! get a mitten for my birthday!!! They are so cute!!!

Why of course not!!! Those animals are vile! My goodness young man! You should know better than to let some mittens into this house anyway!!

I HATE YOU!
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mutton

To molest young impressionable teenage girls in the back seat of a Skyline
The date was going well until Fast Eddy muttoned me.
by Fast Eddy April 29, 2004
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Milton

A small town in between Mississauga and Oakville. More commonly known as Ontario's "hick" or "farm" town, Milton is famous for it's vast fields of emptiness. Hobbies include cow - tipping, pig roasts, and mill pond - cholls. It's also a bit of a romper town. Can't forget to mention our notorious gang ... MTBS! (mil-town-boys)
Chill spots - the skatepark, any coffee place or gym, mill pond, africa, etc..
MTB#1: howdy partner . whats the word for tonight in Milton?
MTB#2: oh garn dolly im not too sure. probably riding my horse down to the good ol' pond and scoppin me out some fish to feed my family through the winter
by Sarah-Ann Bobby Joe July 29, 2009
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pink mitten

when a persons asshole is pulled out exposing the intestine (usually due to the insertion of a large dildo) and then it puckers and is sucked back in. Also refered to as a pink starfish.
damn bitch, that sure is a nasty pink mitten you got there
by Kdawgy December 29, 2006
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atomic mutton

a group of nold slags out on the piss on a Saturday night
by eddie23 August 6, 2003
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mutton chop beauty

one stage up from "you beauty!".

easily applied in a sporting context but generally a handy universal phrase, shortened to just mutton chop if you like.
by king edwards April 1, 2009
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mutton list

A list composed of people who you just want to hit upside the head with a leg o' mutton. Also, it can include the reason why you would like to do so.
Mutton List:
1. Brad Pitt-beard
2. Ty- the pencil thrower
3. Austin- the shemale
by kanickys654 March 23, 2010
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