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mitched

in texas hold'em, the act of hitting a river card to defeat your opponent when you had no business winning the hand.
My aces got cracked by 2-4 offsuit when name mitched me on the river.
by hamiltonporter June 26, 2020
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Mitch

It is the B word but more appropriate, you can say it around the house if u wish and no one can be mad.
Talha:Yo abdul!
Abdul: Shut the muck up Mitch
by Wilson Luver June 27, 2020
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Mitch

Annoying Anthrowarbeon who is currently in love
hehe mitch rhymes with bit-
by MitchIsGae August 22, 2021
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Mitching

The act of Fucking over another employee or co-worker. Leaving one stranded for hours upon hours.
" Hey I'll be right back (7:00 Am)........... (3:00 Pm) Oh sorry the Lt. asked me to do something.

" Hey I'm going to grab a coffee anyone want one?........... (4 hours later) "oh sorry I forgot your coffee I'll go grab it now"

" Man yesterday I got Mitched hard"

"I can't stand the Mitching that goes on here"
by The survivors of Mitching August 21, 2011
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Mitch

Mitch is an amazing boy. He is so dumb and smart and out going and so sweet. He is always there for his friends and makes everyone laugh. He can be very stupid sometimes and be sensitive and care about what others say about him but other than that almost everyone loves Mitch!
Wow they are so lucky to call Mitch they’re friend!
by Tdh June 16, 2019
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Mitch

Receiving fellatio from a homeless individual.
Brad: I have $20 left, I could really go for a mitch right now
by Terry the berry February 2, 2022
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Mitch

Mitch is the type of person who is there to make you laugh can be considered as a joker he knows how to look after his girl and is quite a popular person, he has some bad habits but everyone does, he knows how to take care of his family and can defend himself really well. He cares a lot for his mother and his brother because they mean the most to him, he can be the type who takes a long time to answer because he is too busy with something else.
Oh that mitch guy yeah he's such a joker
by charlz132 October 24, 2017
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