Mitch

the male form of Karen

I was at Chili's and I saw this Mitch who thought the guacamole looked too green push nachos off the table and ask for the manager.

by theajishow April 17, 2021

Steven Thomas Mitch lll

An Asian-American man who is 5'7" and is secretly homosexual towards characters from the movie "Cars"

Joe: Hey, Steven Thomas Mitch lll
Steven: I wanna fuck lightning Mcqueen

Joe: Lowkey same

by Berry Chalupa April 18, 2021

Mitched

To get 'mitched' is nothing other than a bad experience. The term mitched covers a broad set of circumstances however if you're to get mitched you always end up worse off.

If you've been mitched it can be life changing and you can spend many years resenting your experience and angry at life.

If anyone does get mitched we suggest taking a sabbatical in order to come back stronger

I came up with a business model which would generate a huge income for the business and myself. It was such a good idea I visualised myself in a ferrari pulling up to bars in mayfair. This idea was put in place and worked, I was essentially a millionaire. As soon as the money came in I was mitched and mitch pocketed all funds and took credit for the work.

by Den_i_am May 4, 2021

mitch and boan

When posting to an internet discussion forum, it is another way to say "bitch and moan" without having the words be scrambled by the "offensive language" sensors or having the posting refused altogether because of "offensive language."

I was trying to rant about how much Obama likes to whine and blame others, but the site wouldn't let me post the phrase: "bitch and moan."

"Just use "mitch and boan" instead; people will know what you mean and why you had to post it that way."

by mike87111 November 10, 2012

mitch and aston

Two people who love eachother unconditionally <3
They think the world of eachother =)
They will always be faithful and will never hurt eachother.
One day they will get a nice little home together, go on amazing holidays, get married and have gorgeous children.
Will be together happily forever!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Mitch and aston!

by astmitch August 6, 2012

Mitch Flanders

He isn't gay.

Ya boi Mitch Flanders bout to fuck the whole game up.

by Cameron CoIe August 4, 2011

Mitching

The act of Fucking over another employee or co-worker. Leaving one stranded for hours upon hours.

" Hey I'll be right back (7:00 Am)........... (3:00 Pm) Oh sorry the Lt. asked me to do something.

" Hey I'm going to grab a coffee anyone want one?........... (4 hours later) "oh sorry I forgot your coffee I'll go grab it now"

" Man yesterday I got Mitched hard"

"I can't stand the Mitching that goes on here"

by The survivors of Mitching August 21, 2011