Michigan computer 

A 12 inch slide rule

Pass me the Michigan computer, I need it to solve this trig problem

Michigan computer by A Lockwork Orange September 23, 2022

Michigan railgun 

When two partners proceed to have intercorse in the state of Michigan. The female inserts a dead roadkill inside of the males Anus while he proceeds to masterbate.

Guy: starts masterbating
Guy: what the fuck is that smell
Girl: it’s the dead rabbit I shoved in your ass
Guy: *faps harder to Michigan railgun*

Michigan railgun by Pussycrunch69 September 26, 2022

Michigan Pot Hole

The act of taking a shit in someone’s belly button.

After eating Mexican food, I gave Betsy a Michigan Pot Hole, the bathrooms were out of order and I didn’t have anywhere else to go.

Michigan Pot Hole by Keller319 November 5, 2022

Michigan Wetwipe 

When your gf came back from the gym u take her gym shorts full of couchie juice and rub it all over your face and clean it

Jack yesterday i got an Michigan Wetwipe

Michigan Wetwipe by The Giftige Schieber Fuchs December 14, 2022

michigan vs ohio 

michigan vs ohio rivalry is real and it will cause new laws to be made no joke

this word means tax evasion

tax evasion big bite of 87
so basically the bite of 87 was when tax evasions occurred and mike got a bit silly so he went to The Grabber and asked for Help and then finn killed the grbber so the grabber couldn't help mikechael michigan vs ohio

michigan vs ohio by justatranzgayguylolzers December 19, 2022

Michigan Magic Trick 

When you pay what you believe to be a woman $100 dollars in quarters to shit on your chest, but later it’s revealed that it’s a 47 year old Filipino man.

Let’s go to the massage parlor and get a Michigan Magic Trick

Michigan Magic Trick by Poopyturdsmcgee April 26, 2023

Michigan Sweatshirt 

1. Refers to sexual tourism; when an overweight man from a midwestern state (e.g. Michigan) pulls his belly flap over a foreign prostitute during receiving oral sex

2. The trophy for a amateur golf outing (the Ballwacker open)

Can't believe Szuper got a Michigan sweatshirt in Barcelona. Savage that he did that for 50 euros.

Michigan Sweatshirt by miguelitode502 May 16, 2023