text message fiend

a. One who sends in excess of 100+ text messages per day.
b. One who can type faster with a cell phone that with a keyboard.

High school is the primordial ooze from which the text message fiend crawled out from.

by Interstate Pirates Inc. January 11, 2006

messycan

Pun on the pronunciation of mexican (messy-can). Used as an insult, hinting one is messy, dirty, poor, etc.

Get that messycan off my yard!

by UltimateTomato August 23, 2009

away message

1. Message set in an instant messanger client that informs people on your buddy list that you are away.
Common messages include: away, brb, and sleeping

My cousin john needs to learn how to use away messages

by KenF December 28, 2005

Messi

one of the best soccer players the world has ever seen. he is a genius on the pitch. he knows the game like walking, sees three plats ahead. everyone says, "ronaldo's stats are better." theyre wrong, if messi and ronaldo were the same age, messi would be running circles around him.

dude messi just broke ronaldo's ankles

by soccertomboy March 6, 2015

Messi Fanboy

Usually a kid under the age of 12 who treats Messi as a god. They cant appreciate any player without saying Messi is better. He is an amazing player but his fan base is absolutely horrible.

"Cristiano Ronaldo is a great player"
*Messi Fan boy: "MESSI BETTER."
"No use arguing with a Messi Fanboy..."

by Daisukin July 27, 2019

No One Messes with Joe

Acknowledgement that, no matter what the task, the person appointed will accomplish it.

Person 1-"How is Tim going to stop that nuclear bomb?"

Person 2-"I have no idea, but he will, because no one messes with Joe."

by Ethel Faust February 24, 2009

shoot the messenger

To get angry at a person who delivers bad news.
Usually, the person delivering the news has no idea about what is going on.

An example of "shoot the messenger"
Bob: Sorry, but I think you wet your pants.
Jim: No I didn't you freaking **** (proceeds to get angry at Bob).

by Chesswave September 10, 2007