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Merping

A collection of any and all pre or post-coital activities centering around the lying on your bed for a period of an hour or more with a partner. General activities include sex, cuddling, and any combination of the two.

Merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. Although integral, it is by no means essential.
My girlfriend and I love merping after a long day at work.
by pattersfb October 21, 2010
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merp

A stupid word used by stupid people during awkward silences that actually means that the user of that word is a mangina derp.
*awkward silence*
Person 1: merp
Person 2: Dude.. Stop being a mangina derp.
by Poop Loop October 26, 2012
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Merpism

Merpism is the religion in which you say "merp" alot. Merp, is a very powerful word. it means ANYTHING!!!
to be a part of Merpism, you have to replace all non relevant words with he word "merp"
Merpist#1: how the merp are you today?

Merpist#2: im merpy good... merp about you?

Merpist#1: im OKAY... im starting practicing Merpism!

Merpist#2:...........merp..........
by merpinggoodtime October 30, 2010
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Merby

Slang for, All Men Roller Derby, Leage, Team, or Bouts'.
Merby, short for Men's Roller Derby Leage. What women of Roller derby refer to when there is a leage of Men in Roller Derby.
by Tink-R-Toys August 26, 2011
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Merlyn

name of historical/mythical wizard and mentor of King Arther. Also known as the Welsh Bard and was of the old religions, pagan/druidic. Advisor to the King he creatated and guide to the secret path.
And Merlyn bid him draw the sword forth from the stone.....
by merlyn major January 6, 2005
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Merry-Go-Round

Like a train that keeps coming around and around again. The fun never stops.
"you niggaz wanna run a train on that bitch?"

"Fuck that, I got 5 hours to spare, let's make it a merry-go-round!"
by El Capitan Monsiuer Bisch January 11, 2010
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Show No Mercy

show no mercy owns all other clans
by the mansssssssssslick October 31, 2011
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