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Mermaid tits

Tits that are blue and sparkley - this can be decoration on a top or can be acheieved through being very cold (and therefore with a blue tinge to the skin) and covered in body glitter.
'Wow nice top - it is blue and sparkley! You have mermaid tits.'
by Bad pam March 6, 2009
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Mermaid Cigarette

Another word for a marijuana cigarette or a joint. Mermaids live underwater, but you must use fire to light any type of cigarette, the effects of marijuana can often lead to someone feeling like a mermaid who needs fire.
"Yo, Pass the mermaid cigarette dude."
"Time to roll a mermaid cigarette!"
"Meet me after work for a mermaid cigarette."
by Starboyjuice October 19, 2012
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Grand Merissa

The sexual act/position where the girl and the guy arouse eachother for along time just to starve themselves then the guy will stand up and then pick her up. The girl will rest her upper back and head on the bedwhile she finds her way around him. then he can pick her upper body up and lick/pinch/suck her breasts. He will then jump around the room.
Logan: Daaaanm .... i did a grand merissa with her and we had an explosive orgasm!!!"
by Leah bearrr February 17, 2008
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going mermaid

An adult woman with no hair below the navel (because it's been shaved).
Amy only goes down on girls who are going mermaid.
by Bonni Raine December 17, 2006
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Mermaiding

When you pay someone to have sex or physical emotions with you or someone else like prostitution
Mermaiding is defined as someone selling their self or prostituting that bitch was mermaiding last night
by Bestpandora7539 March 25, 2019
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meres

Liquid limitations
In fear visible nears, then disappears, adding two to seven also makes nine divine, don't heed restless gossip in gossamers & meres as darkness emphasizes a glimmered shadow shine.
by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010
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the mermaid

you need three things a piece of rope, a fresh fish, and a ciggarett. step one tie her ankles together. step two rub the fish all over her naked body. step three fuck her any way you please. step four while your smoking your ciggarett you can think to yourself woy thats what it is like to fuck a mermaid.
i going out with a marine biologist and she let me give her the mermaid.
by the law September 4, 2006
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