Melvin

Clown kid that doesn’t realize how stupid he is and always touches girls and makes them uncomfortable

Yo did you see Melvin over there

Yes that Retard is doing Fortnite dances and raping a five year old again

by Shehdhdbdodo February 25, 2019

Melinda

An idiot who plays Roblox and Fortnite all day while listening to «tik tok songs» and watching short animated videos about people in love.

1. What’s that pile of trash doing over there?
2. Oh, that’s just Melinda
3. But it’s the same thing

by Fourth Wall September 21, 2021

Melina

Melina is a tall ass bitch and she doesn't like herself she has mental illness that's why she hyper and some times she is depressed Melina doesn't like her body she thinks she's fat but she's not .Melina is loud ,funny, mean, and Melina spends a lot of money and she never goes broke . And Melina acts high,drunk which she's not but she's just dumb she likes white guys Melina lies a lot about her problems . Melina looks like a Tim Burton character. :)

Melina is mentally ill bitch

by Deseanthemc February 6, 2022

the flaming melvin

the flaming melvin; aka; the tabasco hotdog, the burning enchilada, etc. the act of dipping a dildo in pure pool chlorine, causing a severe burning sensation, as the person the dildo is inserted into will have the immediate flesh eaten away by the chlorine. best for: masochists.

i gave my girlfriend the flaming melvin last night.

by swimmerboy January 17, 2008

Melvin Crotchnick

A half man half woman who has lots of freckles and was invented by the wonderful geniuses, Sami and Alison. It pretty much means, a nerd.

Hah, look at that Melvin Crotchnick. I bet he has no friends at school.

"Eww, get away from me, you Melvin!"

by Alison March 6, 2005

melvin

an extremely uncool and annoying person. one of those kids at school (every school has at least a few) who wears an old army jacket with various band and/or rebellious patches crudely sewn onto it. they often listed to some sort of alternative rock or metal (all of which sounds like shit). they also talk about really weird and pointless subject matter and will occasionally ask for your opinion on such matters.

a melvin is compared to the young version of an anarchist vietnam vet

by rustyshackelford October 31, 2007

A Melvin

An underwhelming male orgasm. If ejaculate is present, it dribbles feebly and apologetically out.

Did you just jizz your pants? Yes, but it was only a Melvin.
After wank number 5 that day, he realised was no longer enjoying himself, as his overworked phallus begrudgingly performed a Melvin.

by Invasive Protusion May 13, 2016