mayonnaise hose

term for a man with a large penis who can ejaculate a large amount of semen at once.

That kid Ricky has one hell of a mayonnaise hose!
I watched some OG Mudbone videos last night, his mayonnaise hose is legendary.

by Mayonnaise hoser October 3, 2017

Mayonnaise monkey

White person

Yo Ethan Is such a mayonnaise monkey-Andon

by Kkkmember62 January 5, 2022

Dutch Mayonnaise

A mayonnaise jar ful of jizz/sperm
(also a synonym to scrotum)

1.holy crap man that chick just emptied my jar of dutch mayonnaise!

by teh massacrer March 11, 2009

mayonnaise monster

an individual, who upon entering a wetherspoons drinking establishment, makes haste towards the section containing the condiments. the individual then proceeds to "fill his boots" so to speak with a certain tasty and heavenly delight known as mayonnaise. the individual can often not contain themselves and may be seen rubbing mayonnaise in their face, neck and chest areas. the individual is often strawberry blonde and from the hampshire farming community.

"are you some sort of mayonnaise monster?"

by sexy cherry January 24, 2007

mayonnaise

what black peple dont like

the nigger doesent like mayonnaise

by n/a February 27, 2004

Mayonaise Pumper

Someone who likes to suck on mens penises.

Oh my god Anthony is a mayonaise pumper! Eeewwww....

by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004

mayonaise

Thing that you can play a prank on and gross everybody out.

take a mayonnaise jar and clean it out. Put vanilla pudding in it and take it to school and eat the vanilla pudding in front of everybody. You will see what I mean everyone will think it is mayonaise but really it is just vanilla pudding.

by One little hellian February 10, 2017