Brandon Mayer

Another stupid scene retard who got "famous" through Myspace and Facebook. With a "haters make me famous" attitude, and a constant need for attention from 12 year old girls. Claiming to be gay at 14 years old. His hair is pretty much dead from dying and ironing it, fucking twat. He has done much to increase internet popularity, whoring himself out on Facebook, Myspace, Vampirefreaks and Stickam and even sitemodeling.

Hi i'm Brandon Mayer haters make me famous rawr xDD

by jijimuu July 4, 2011

Mateo

A kid who is a pain in the ass but fun to be around. He’s a great athlete and has a good head on his shoulders. But boy oh boy is he a pain in the ass!

That kid Mateo is a pain, but he’s still awesome!

by Freshinition November 5, 2018

Mayer of Water

The alter ego of the god of pockets, controls all water in his house.

You are not the Mayer of Water, Joeseph D'Alessio is.

by Jak, The Adviser and Detective of the God Of Pockets February 1, 2008

makeout chain

Everyone you have made out with, plus everyone they have made out with, plus everyone they have made out with, etc.

Our favorite game in college was to try to link all our girl friends in the same makeout chain. My roommate made out with Josh who made out with Sara who made out with Brenden who I made out with, so we're in the same chain!

by frindle1992 July 30, 2011

maceon

Maceon is a big muscled black man who loves hoes, cash, god, and most of all himself. He cares a lot about his appearance when he leaves his home and loves glizzy’s every now and then but if you want a Maceon make sure you hold him tight

I want muscles like maceon

by Sgfgddff he rgffd September 21, 2020

Mateo

The best boyfriend a guy could ever have. He has the brightest eyes, the softest hands, and is overall adorable. He's smart, funny, cute, and the love of my life. Even though my friend likes him, I will fight for Mateo no matter what. He is my everything, my sun and moon, my stars and planets. I love you.

~ Hudson ❤

Logan: I'm in love with Mateo.
Hudson: Back off bro, he's mine.

by daniels ihoefin December 8, 2021

Philly Makeover

1. When a chap advertising Philadelphia cheese comes to your house and cooks nasty food using said cheese.

2. When a chap cums all over his girl's face. Ed Baines probably does this.

Hi, I'm Ed Baines. I've come to give you a Philly makeover...

by Rocket Fuel 989 December 10, 2010