Pock-marked

A girl with a pig-like nose

"That Sarah, she's pock-marked, wouldn't you agree?

by Redback33 June 2, 2009

Mares-z-Doates

Having sexual relations emotional or physical with a cherished pet.

Brittany-"Greg what in the world of buttersnapes are you doing to Fifi?"
Greg-"MARES-Z-DOATES!"

by Get ham flowered April 14, 2010

Markella

Too many hoes, too hot to handle, too sexy for this world, dumb truck, fat ass, mad fine, drop dead gorgeous, mommy milkers.

.Markella is doing your mom.
.Hide your man Markella is coming.

by Markellamouni November 20, 2021

lack of booty makes you moody

When you don't have a big butt and you get mad over it

"You're annoying!!"
"Well, lack of booty makes you moody"
"Shutup"

by Blah ble blah June 21, 2014

makes money

Makes money means takes money.

Friends: Hey Fundo, what do you do for a living?
Fundo: I makes money.
Friends: Why don't you get a job like everyone else?!

by authOOr June 26, 2006

Marked Man

When a guy cock slaps a person in the forehead hard enough to leave a bruised impression of a penis on that persons forehead. The bruise must obviously be a penis or its not an official Marked Man.

Wayne says "awh guys, come check it out! i check marked manned Kyle!"

by WhyteKong January 27, 2010

Mares

Some kid who likes to surf. His real name is Alex Kimber which is a pretty gay name tbh. His nickname “Mares” comes from this secret spot he found near Knights beach which he founded and names Knightmares. He usually goes down to the knights beach/boomer beach area to go surfing. Also known for his famous photography account named sa_slabs on Instagram this refers to a slab or heavy wave. He also takes the piss out of the bors especially Harvey George the fat curtain cunt and Harvey White the flatheaded fuck. Sometimes he doesn’t know when to stop as he is quite small he will one day get his head kicked in. He is tho actually quite a funny bloke and is nice unless u talk shit then he will take the piss out of u big time.

“Mares mate I reckon it’s to big out there.” JH. “Nah she'll be right!” A.K or also known as Mares.

by JSMCKL March 20, 2020