Mandingo

A massive stool that makes you weep like a baby while passing it, due to its length and girth.

I ate way too many eggs and cheese last night. As a result the mandingo I had this morning nearly ripped me in half.

by sourkraut May 9, 2014

mandingo prime

The act of using action figure transformers and affixiating yourself by shoving them in random holes and yelling "Auto Bots Roll Out!"

Last night, Sabrina lent me his transformers and I performed the ol' Mandingo Prime

by DGoods33 May 1, 2015

Mandingo Effect

When like you notice something is different and you're right but you're the only one or maybe like one other person but you're totally correct

"That's the mandingo effect"

by [Satire] November 2, 2022

mandingo

MANDANGO's lil' bro, not as strong or powerful

MANDANGO knocked out his lil' bro Mandingo with his monster

by wallball April 14, 2008

Manlength

When you and a buddy of yours (both must be men) are thinking the exact same thing at the exact same time.

Mason - "if you do could any celeb, who would you do?"
Axel - "jessica alba or olivia munn"
Mason - "dude holy shit those are the two people I was gonna say"
Axel - "We were on the same manlength"

by NinjaStar August 6, 2008

dick magling

to dance with dicks

awww man sweety im srry i just dick magling with 274747474 other guys

by holyshitstain June 10, 2009

Eli Manning

A football guy whose secretly gay

You know that kid, Evan on the JV football team, he’s such a Eli Manning

by Buffytheheteroslayer January 17, 2018